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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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Score:
367
 
 PenguinBartender: Foiled!
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 Teechur: I'm thinking egg slicer here. Not good for kids on motorcycles.
 wolfpk: Path slightly altered. New options: go around to the left or right, or go over.
 Dr Awkward: Make a real path there then
 chhumphrey: That's "keep off the grass" taken to the next level.
 Bohab: Ugh, I hate it when video games donthis...
 Mad Collager: Nice spin on the Wily E. Coyote anti-Road-Runner trick.
 Side Boob: Truly and insurmountable obstacle placed here by the gods.
 Christina: You can't go this way.
Image 244440   04-26-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
713
 
 lecj07: Noooooo! Mr. Freeze finally got him!
 wolfpk: Robin: So what is the point of having you own iceberg. Batman: Because it is cool.
 WannaBee: This Batman is made out of just ice.
 Side Boob: I'm the goddam batman! Is it cold in here?
 Mad Collager: Robin! To the Batberg!
Image 244439   04-26-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
82
 
 lecj07: @Yurishiro I dino if I'll be around then.
 Yurishiro: @lecj07 You'll know, when the time comes.
 lecj07: Boo! Why have a watch in the land before time
 El hefe: YEEEAAAHHHH!
 Yurishiro: Minute lower appendage - dinosaur with glasses and newspaper
Image 244438   04-26-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
566
 
 Yurishiro: rather obvious
 glenalec: vv Taking advantage of this and the brain's automatic compensation for a whole swag of other perceptual-deficiencies is usually a major part of 'magic' tricks and illusions.
 glenalec: We do. Rather badly. We are just so used to it, we don't notice. In fact, entire major circuits in our brains seem dedicated to glossing over it for the benefit of experiential cohesion.
Image 244437   04-26-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
409
 
 charlemagne: @Mad Collager it wasn't until my brothers and sisters followed me into the the school system and we earned the nickname 'jackson five' that I grew weary of it
 Mad Collager: @charlemagne You are being remarkably charitable. I don't know how I would handle something like that, even at age six.
 addend: 2 guys in background: "What the...?! Nobody asked /us/."
 charlemagne: @Mad Collager @Yurishiro well, to be fair to them, everyone was about six years old
 Dr Awkward: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.
 lecj07: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!
 Slerzy: It's human nature to be curious about those different from you. I don't consider that a bad thing as long as it isn't mean spirited.
 Mad Collager: @charlemagne I am mystified by people who want to do this, let alone actually ask. What the hell? Did they ever once stop to think how that might make someone feel?
 Yurishiro: @charlemagne "Tee hee! It's like a [insert sponge/mic/sheep/various]!!!"
 GrannyM: Let's infuse this poor lad with the strength of our souls
 charlemagne: I used to get that same treatment with an afro at an all white school
Image 244436   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
771
 
 lecj07: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.
 XLY: please tell me its got a kick start
 Mad Collager: God! I hate riding on re-treads!
 Yurishiro: This bike defeeted the whole competition!
 virtualman: Don't knock it (or he'll do a wheelie on your butt!)
 i peed a lil: Incert clown music
 professorpig: I ran my bike all the way here and boy, are my feet tired!
Image 244435   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
540
 
 Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I'm actually concerned about where that policeman is sticking his hand.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro If that's a man, it's debatable.
 lecj07: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Arrested for practicing psychic consultation without a license.
 WTF: The Notorious V.A.C.
 Yurishiro: Manboobs level:+985
Image 244434   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
173
 
 Not A Bot: Look upon my works, human, and despair.
 lecj07: Do you wanna have a beer maaaan?
 Yurishiro: Pizza now man!
Image 244433   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
640
 
 lecj07: Well duh, why do you think Leo had all those inventions?
 Yurishiro: Teenage mutant ninja painters
Image 244432   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
414
 
 Passive: "Upstream, please".
 2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please
 lecj07: Smells better now.
 thecraftywolf: @WannaBee just a fishy boy born and raised in south detroit.
 WannaBee: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
 Greifer: how much is that fish?!
 Yurishiro: They put a fish on every 2 seats to help you sleep.
 glenalec: Does this bus go all the way to the ocean?
Image 244431   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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