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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Buft Morpopert: @Mad Collager it wasn't until my brothers and sisters followed me into the the school system and we earned the nickname 'jackson five' that I grew weary of it
 Rirt Flumombies: @charlemagne You are being remarkably charitable. I don't know how I would handle something like that, even at age six.
 Girbo Albumple: 2 guys in background: "What the...?! Nobody asked /us/."
 Bamp Brumple: @Mad Collager @Yurishiro well, to be fair to them, everyone was about six years old
 Cruwn Rempungo: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.
 Lirm Albuble: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!
 Lampo Dampuble: It's human nature to be curious about those different from you. I don't consider that a bad thing as long as it isn't mean spirited.
 Dulm Flomple: @charlemagne I am mystified by people who want to do this, let alone actually ask. What the hell? Did they ever once stop to think how that might make someone feel?
 Frango Plopert: @charlemagne "Tee hee! It's like a [insert sponge/mic/sheep/various]!!!"
 Thing Horpongo: Let's infuse this poor lad with the strength of our souls
 Lulm Morpupert: I used to get that same treatment with an afro at an all white school
Image 244436   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Maft Flumumple
Score:
771
 
 Trungo Grunombies: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.
 Peft Dampupert: please tell me its got a kick start
 Bimpo Dampuble: God! I hate riding on re-treads!
 Gengo Plemupert: This bike defeeted the whole competition!
 Rilm Flungus: Don't knock it (or he'll do a wheelie on your butt!)
 Rurbo Drumungus: Incert clown music
 Gift Dampungus: I ran my bike all the way here and boy, are my feet tired!
Image 244435   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Marb Albomple
Score:
540
 
 Thingo Drumoble: @dangerkeith3000 I'm actually concerned about where that policeman is sticking his hand.
 Rald Brungus: @Yurishiro If that's a man, it's debatable.
 Dungo Alboble: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.
 Jango Flupert: Arrested for practicing psychic consultation without a license.
 Crewn Rempuble: The Notorious V.A.C.
 Liple Drumomple: Manboobs level:+985
Image 244434   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Gamp Plongus
Score:
173
 
 Frarm Flupert: Look upon my works, human, and despair.
 Thurt Plemomple: Do you wanna have a beer maaaan?
 Meld Cremupert: Pizza now man!
Image 244433   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Ping Rempumple
Score:
640
 
 Flerm Drumongo: Well duh, why do you think Leo had all those inventions?
 Thingo Grumbies: Teenage mutant ninja painters
Image 244432   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Frarbo Rempumbies
Score:
414
 
 Jaft Morpuble: "Upstream, please".
 Jurb Cremoble: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please
 Hirm Gruble: Smells better now.
 Flewn Flopert: @WannaBee just a fishy boy born and raised in south detroit.
 Thungo Grunuble: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
 Jalm Horpungo: how much is that fish?!
 Muwn Morpungus: They put a fish on every 2 seats to help you sleep.
 Vold Flumumbies: Does this bus go all the way to the ocean?
Image 244431   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Pild Drumombies
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628
 
 Flert Flungo: Photoshop it into mascot please.
 Frurbo Brumple: @a robot nicer than expected.
Image 244430   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Theng Rempupert
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489
 
 Merb Grungus: Gotta scatter them around the boyfriend's house... If I had one!!
 Dung Brumple: I buy a pack of twelve every year, and replace it every month, whether it needs it or not. It does tend to form large "balls" of hair by the end of week one though.
 Crarm Brongus: My theory is that they self destruct when you aren't looking
 Pempo Grunungus: I buy one of these every two weeks, it seems. I find them in the laundry and in the bathroom sink. Every once in a while I'll see one in my daughter's hair.
 Hirb Dampungo: My hair eats bobby pins
Image 244429   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Pingo Flumombies
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 Veple Dampomple: A store that would look right at home next to Bob's Burgers.
Image 244428   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Darbo Morpumbies
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 Flalm Flumongus: Same
 Frerm Rempongus: I think I hate people who overfeed their dogs.
Image 244427   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Himp Grupert
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