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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 lecj07: Photoshop it into mascot please.
 romangreek: @a robot nicer than expected.
Image 244430   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
489
 
 Passive: Gotta scatter them around the boyfriend's house... If I had one!!
 Mr Bleak: I buy a pack of twelve every year, and replace it every month, whether it needs it or not. It does tend to form large "balls" of hair by the end of week one though.
 Slerzy: My theory is that they self destruct when you aren't looking
 Teechur: I buy one of these every two weeks, it seems. I find them in the laundry and in the bathroom sink. Every once in a while I'll see one in my daughter's hair.
 Himesama: My hair eats bobby pins
Image 244429   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
450
 
 lecj07: A store that would look right at home next to Bob's Burgers.
Image 244428   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Wolfy21: Same
 snekeyes: I think I hate people who overfeed their dogs.
Image 244427   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 charlemagne: @Teechur but... but... you're doing it wrong!
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 GrannyM: Everything allowed because of greatness? Explain your casual stance
 fanny: ...and that's why you are @Teechur :)
 Teechur: @charlemagne What? Why? Open two full-size packages of 4, smear on the PB, and sammich them. Then run around the backyard like a loon. WOO HOO!
 charlemagne: @Teechur do you separate the sticks first?
 Teechur: @charlemagne I make a peanut butter sandwich using Kit Kats for the bread.
 charlemagne: you're supposed to separate the sticks of chocolate and eat them one by one, philistine
 glenalec: Is there a geologist in the spaceship?
Image 244426   04-26-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
451
 
 Austin: This is... Not fine
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor
 charlemagne: when I became an adult I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. for now we see in a mirror, darkly, but then face to face
 angry: Zoom. Enhance.
 lecj07: My reaction too.
Image 244425   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
1047
 
 gutwheat: Gyah, hurt neck trying to look at this picture
 Mad Collager: @ping!!!!!!!!!
 when so: *flips desk*
 desertfox: *tilts head*
 lecj07: Kitty thinks you look funny like that.
 Joseph: This is great [rotates phone, screen automatically rotates too]
 glenalec: For a cat, 'down' is whatever direction it damned well wants!
Image 244424   04-26-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
569
 
 Mad Collager: You will be graded on a curb, and bollard.
 Side Boob: Boop, oh :(
 Gallifrasian: Congratulations sir, you've pass.. Oh.
Image 244423   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
534
 
 Mad Collager: The chop shops are getting ambitious!
 grimes: Redneckopter!
 lecj07: If it flies, I will be impressed. I mean, I'll be watching from an underground bunker, but impressed.
Image 244422   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
310
 
 Mad Collager: But there's only one blow-hard in the picture.
 BabyVaccine: "Allllcohoooollll"
 lecj07: @a robot I would have gone with a "When it's 4:20" Joke personally.
 a robot: I don't understand what the text has to do with the image. Do you drink out of the big horn or what?
Image 244421   04-26-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
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