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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
489
 
 Buft Rempoble: Gotta scatter them around the boyfriend's house... If I had one!!
 Hold Morpopert: I buy a pack of twelve every year, and replace it every month, whether it needs it or not. It does tend to form large "balls" of hair by the end of week one though.
 Perbo Cremumple: My theory is that they self destruct when you aren't looking
 Flempo Rempumbies: I buy one of these every two weeks, it seems. I find them in the laundry and in the bathroom sink. Every once in a while I'll see one in my daughter's hair.
 Trirbo Drumongus: My hair eats bobby pins
Image 244429   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Guld Groble
Score:
450
 
 Frort Horpongo: A store that would look right at home next to Bob's Burgers.
Image 244428   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Daft Gropert
Score:
539
 
 Gart Morpuble: Same
 Dungo Drumungus: I think I hate people who overfeed their dogs.
Image 244427   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Jungo Dampupert
Score:
269
 
 Vuple Gropert: @Teechur but... but... you're doing it wrong!
 Darm Bromple: I'm okay with this.
 Relm Plongo: Everything allowed because of greatness? Explain your casual stance
 Heng Albombies: ...and that's why you are @Teechur :)
 Maple Horpumple: @charlemagne What? Why? Open two full-size packages of 4, smear on the PB, and sammich them. Then run around the backyard like a loon. WOO HOO!
 Frelm Grunungo: @Teechur do you separate the sticks first?
 Crempo Fluble: @charlemagne I make a peanut butter sandwich using Kit Kats for the bread.
 Jerbo Albongus: you're supposed to separate the sticks of chocolate and eat them one by one, philistine
 Birb Grombies: Is there a geologist in the spaceship?
Image 244426   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Frongo Bromple
Score:
451
 
 Flempo Gruble: This is... Not fine
 Japle Rempomple: This is a metaphor
 Lort Flomple: when I became an adult I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. for now we see in a mirror, darkly, but then face to face
 Hengo Cremuble: Zoom. Enhance.
 Barb Horpumple: My reaction too.
Image 244425   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Flango Drumumple
Score:
1047
 
 Lirt Flumuble: Gyah, hurt neck trying to look at this picture
 Pemp Horpomple: @ping!!!!!!!!!
 Leld Rempupert: *flips desk*
 Vaple Flumungus: *tilts head*
 Dirbo Cremongus: Kitty thinks you look funny like that.
 Frarbo Dampoble: This is great [rotates phone, screen automatically rotates too]
 Trirb Dampomple: For a cat, 'down' is whatever direction it damned well wants!
Image 244424   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Parm Flumoble
Score:
569
 
 Hiwn Plupert: You will be graded on a curb, and bollard.
 Lart Brongus: Boop, oh :(
 Creft Grunombies: Congratulations sir, you've pass.. Oh.
Image 244423   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Thuld Grumbies
Score:
534
 
 Virbo Flongo: The chop shops are getting ambitious!
 Lungo Flumungus: Redneckopter!
 Crorbo Plemongus: If it flies, I will be impressed. I mean, I'll be watching from an underground bunker, but impressed.
Image 244422   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Volm Morpoble
Score:
310
 
 Gango Plemongo: But there's only one blow-hard in the picture.
 Framp Albumbies: "Allllcohoooollll"
 Frarbo Dampuble: @a robot I would have gone with a "When it's 4:20" Joke personally.
 Florb Rempoble: I don't understand what the text has to do with the image. Do you drink out of the big horn or what?
Image 244421   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Gift Albungus
Score:
193
 
 Lerb Grunungo: Wilford Brimley felt a strange call. His head turned slowly. "Diabeetus." He muttered as he slowly shambled towards the siren call only he could here.
Image 244420   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Humpo Dampupert
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