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248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

248683  VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED

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9. Christina
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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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14. Springbok: 1770 points
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Score:
489
 
 Passive: Gotta scatter them around the boyfriend's house... If I had one!!
 Mr Bleak: I buy a pack of twelve every year, and replace it every month, whether it needs it or not. It does tend to form large "balls" of hair by the end of week one though.
 Slerzy: My theory is that they self destruct when you aren't looking
 Teechur: I buy one of these every two weeks, it seems. I find them in the laundry and in the bathroom sink. Every once in a while I'll see one in my daughter's hair.
 Himesama: My hair eats bobby pins
Image 244429   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
450
 
 lecj07: A store that would look right at home next to Bob's Burgers.
Image 244428   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
539
 
 Felicity: Same
 Yurishiro: I think I hate people who overfeed their dogs.
Image 244427   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 charlemagne: @Teechur but... but... you're doing it wrong!
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 GrannyM: Everything allowed because of greatness? Explain your casual stance
 fanny: ...and that's why you are @Teechur :)
 Teechur: @charlemagne What? Why? Open two full-size packages of 4, smear on the PB, and sammich them. Then run around the backyard like a loon. WOO HOO!
 charlemagne: @Teechur do you separate the sticks first?
 Teechur: @charlemagne I make a peanut butter sandwich using Kit Kats for the bread.
 charlemagne: you're supposed to separate the sticks of chocolate and eat them one by one, philistine
 glenalec: Is there a geologist in the spaceship?
Image 244426   04-26-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
451
 
 Austin: This is... Not fine
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor
 charlemagne: when I became an adult I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. for now we see in a mirror, darkly, but then face to face
 Yurishiro: Zoom. Enhance.
 lecj07: My reaction too.
Image 244425   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
1023
 
 Otterman: Gyah, hurt neck trying to look at this picture
 Mad Collager: @ping!!!!!!!!!
 when so: *flips desk*
 Yurishiro: *tilts head*
 lecj07: Kitty thinks you look funny like that.
 Joseph: This is great [rotates phone, screen automatically rotates too]
 glenalec: For a cat, 'down' is whatever direction it damned well wants!
Image 244424   04-26-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
569
 
 Mad Collager: You will be graded on a curb, and bollard.
 Side Boob: Boop, oh :(
 ignatz: Congratulations sir, you've pass.. Oh.
Image 244423   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
534
 
 Mad Collager: The chop shops are getting ambitious!
 Yurishiro: Redneckopter!
 lecj07: If it flies, I will be impressed. I mean, I'll be watching from an underground bunker, but impressed.
Image 244422   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
286
 
 Mad Collager: But there's only one blow-hard in the picture.
 WannaBee: "Allllcohoooollll"
 lecj07: @a robot I would have gone with a "When it's 4:20" Joke personally.
 a robot: I don't understand what the text has to do with the image. Do you drink out of the big horn or what?
Image 244421   04-26-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
193
 
 lecj07: Wilford Brimley felt a strange call. His head turned slowly. "Diabeetus." He muttered as he slowly shambled towards the siren call only he could here.
Image 244420   04-26-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
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