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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
975
 
 PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.
 Science: Peter Parker's early attempts were cute, but ineffective
 lecj07: The Assassins tried a few other things before settling on the hidden blade, as it was less likely to turn on it's owner.
 Felicity: Snikt!
 Amy Housewine: Arrested for carrying a concealed cat.
 a robot: Tactical pocket kitten deployed!
Image 244408   04-25-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
55
 
 Scoo: Ouch
 Hyphae: Tactical defective pocket sanitary product deployed
Image 244407   04-25-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
427
 
 Yurishiro: IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS NEW GENERATION OF JEDI THAT LUKE RAN AWAY!!!
 Ronick: Lazer brown eye surgery
 Side Boob: Same.
 GrannyM: To-do list has "eating laser" in it now
 necronomicon: Dont forget to enjoy major lazer and bubble bubble bubble butt
 glenalec: Don't eat the concession-stand corn dogs!
 Felicity: Pew pew poo
 Felicity: He thinks the sun shines out of his ass
 Psymon: Tactical pocket lazer deployed
 Mr. Butt: If you've never watched Laser Fart, I highly recommend it.
 Scoo: PRRRRRT
 dobbiesdoogs: cirque de so-laser
 WannaBee: Who has a BlackBerry anymore?
 Hyphae: Tactical, uh...
 a robot: I LIKE BUTTLAZER!
Image 244406   04-25-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
638
 
 Hyphae: Tactical puckered out pooch on plaid portrayed
Image 244405   04-25-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
656
 
 charlemagne: ahh, then it is knowledge you seek traveller
 Hyphae: Tactical toweled stink-eyed doggo displayed
Image 244404   04-25-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
341
 
 VeeKay: Now you need that olden times letter opener.
 2Berries: @duckfarts yeah, but really this next time just might do it
 Hyphae: Tactical *stamp* ... aw shit, did I just not press hard enough? *stamp* Eh... hold on...*stampstampstamp* maybe the spring got stuck... what? It still didnt work, I know it's not out of staples, I just- oh damnit
 WannaBee: If at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try try again!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 DrinkMixMan: dehumanize and face to bloodshed
 duckfarts: @2Berries clearly they did
 2Berries: Try again
Image 244403   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
610
 
 a sedated moose: Don't talk to me or my dad ever again.
Image 244402   04-25-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
432
 
 lecj07: @duckfarts And all outta bread, man.
 Hyphae: ...lunch money?
 duckfarts: aw man, Im almost outta lettuce
Image 244401   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
365
 
 Not A Bot: Tree wasn't ready for this picture. Shrub just yelled "HEY TREE!" and took the picture when she looked at the camera.
Image 244400   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
344
 
 Felicity: He looks like he might be Doc Brown when he gets older
 WannaBee: His last name is Visual-Studio?
Image 244399   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Relp
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