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253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

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2. Robespierre
3. redmonkey3
4. Dr Awkward
5. Side Boob
6. Shay
7. Not A Bot
8. DrNinjaman
9. a robot
10. Spazstatic



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety



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skittles uploaded 253266 (934 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 253264 (881 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (876 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 253625 (874 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5530 points
 3. dangerkeith3000: 3232 points
 4. WannaBee: 2392 points
 5. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 6. Warrax: 2126 points
 7. tears as lube: 2065 points
 8. cannabis: 1924 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. burritos: 1837 points
11. tess: 1827 points
12. Jonananathan: 1820 points
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 elahabdh: @wolfpk RIGHT AWAY MY LORD
 Annoying Vegan : Just radded this to 1,000. Dang thats satisfying.
 piranharama: Answer my riddle! Why is it not dinner time right mrow?
 Zarathustra: @wolfpk white girls do it better than ancients.
 VeeKay: Sandy the feline person
 wolfpk: Worship me! Just like the ancients did.
Image 244344   04-25-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
754
 
 illBilliam: @VoR No. Four. Two, two, four... and noodles.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Ok just cause you said please
 VoR: @Dr Awkward no 4! Only 2!
 Dr Awkward: I'll take 4.
Image 244343   04-25-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
777
 
 PenguinBartender: Pupper is seriously considering buying two tacos.
Image 244342   04-25-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
465
 
 hajjpodge: @VeeKay Private monopolies are always bad. Hope this helps.
 Shay: Bob Vila Jr. is at it again.
 Lemonator: Coincidentally, my Gmail won t load today
 Dr Awkward: @VeeKay I'm not sure what you're suggesting here. I was making a joke related to obesity and health risk. Health at any size is a recent tagline for some health researchers.
 Zarathustra: Where is the punchline?
 VeeKay: @Dr Awkward You know, you could go out and study for a degree in understanding Google's Corporate Values.
 FabricMan: Here's hoping another rash of "contest wins" doesn't strike the mobile version of AG
 Dr Awkward: @VeeKay Is this a "health at any size" statement?
 VeeKay: Big doesn't always mean bad.
Image 244341   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
276
 
 Mr Bleak: Is that the TP on the far wall?
 BavidDowie: How convenient!
 glenalec: I like those pavers!
 Not A Bot: women's styles were even more hideous
 depression: @a tiny toilet robot pushing his toilet cart
Image 244340   04-25-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: wow okay it's not like i needed to sleep ever again
 Shay: Seeing that Pokemon is over 20 years old now, Nintendo decided to make it darker to the millennials.
 grizzly: Death pledge
 Dr Awkward: Only 326 payments to go! [takes swig of Dayquil in my office]
 John Blender: Welcome to the club
Image 244339   04-25-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
540
 
 jazzjunkie: VHS can store hi-def video, but nobody cared until it was already too late.
 Jabberwikket: 8 track gonna make a comeback! 1 loop to rule them all
 tib gubb: not only that, but cassette tapes used to be used for data storage!
 Greek Fire: There are people driving cars now who weren't born yet when 9/11 happened.
 VeeKay: Kids out there who will never know what Limewire was and why it was so terrible...
 VoR: I'm Ooooooold
Image 244338   04-25-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
571
 
 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?
 savvoy: like Gary Shandling, only less funny
 cakefizzle: @Dr Awkward Ditto. It had its moments but ultimately its ugly spirit ground me down until I had to give up on it
 Dr Awkward: @Wooden Spoon Hmm, well I have enough of that without cartoons, but that makes more sense.
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Im not sure its about enjoyment. It might just be about recognizing suffering and insanity.
 Dr Awkward: I wish i liked this show more, but I didn't enjoy it at all
 wolfpk: Just horsing around.
 VeeKay: Same Bojack, same.
 Christina: Retirement.
 Minnesotan: same
Image 244337   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
729
 
 Christina: Looks like Pitbull.
 VeeKay: Party on Slurms!
 Side Boob: This is one cool doggie-o
Image 244336   04-25-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
553
 
 Dr Awkward: The majestic sea cow
Image 244335   04-25-18   Uploaded by    namename
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