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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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Score:
1106
 
 Thirt Horpopert: Servo likey
 Pople Grunoble: "Girl with a Pearl Onion Earring"
 Mingo Gromple: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.
 Crople Flumuble: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.
 Trople Plemomple: The hero we all need.
Image 244328   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Ding Gromple
Score:
202
 
 Thang Drumongus: I have a new customer named Leroy and I really want his last name to be Jenkins.
 Crung Grungus: That's pretty cool etching
 Mongo Grunupert: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.
 Jungo Morpombies: Nice Colorado flag t-shirt
Image 244327   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Frulm Drumungo
Score:
675
 
 Puple Flumopert: Duck wants to hang from the chandelier
 Lorb Plemupert: So majestic
 Vuwn Albuble: @Dr Awkward lol yes! that's way better :-D
 Pown Flomple: @fanny I think you mean "Go home drunk! You're Bjork!"
 Dingo Dampongo: go home Bjork! you're drunk!
 Thiple Rempombies: Plushy ducky
 Flerm Plemombies: Swan Lake?
 Tromp Brungus: The Nutcracker?
Image 244326   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Bompo Dampoble
Score:
956
 
 Crelm Albongo: @dangerkeith3000: shockingly Ive been internetting since 98 and Ive never seen this before.
 Gamp Drumongo: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.
 Bing Rempoble: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.
 Frort Grunumbies: An oft-posted classic, but a goody none-the-less.
 Pople Flumoble: Inside view: #244314
 Rulm Flumungus: It's a trap!
Image 244325   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Murbo Fluble
Score:
518
 
 Lurb Morpungo: chicks love differential calculus
 Creple Cremuble: Spoiler: They're his sisters and mother.
 Flimpo Flongus: They finished it in five minutes.
 Jempo Morpomple: Careful girls, the kids is a literal genie.
Image 244324   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Thoft Horpupert
Score:
487
 
 Parm Rempoble: He made a lot of nickels today.
 Piwn Flungo: Sudden deceleration* (*Yes I know that 'deceleration' is technically acceleration in the negative, but popular language works like that).
 Virm Rempopert: The day grandpa floated away
 Maple Morpungo: IF you / wanna pole dance sideways / just go ahead now
 Burbo Morpungo: They wanted something long and hard, so he gave them a pole dance.
 Dongo Flumomple: When rigor mortis kicked in, Grandpa's pole dancing game improved.
 Parb Flongus: unf unf unf
Image 244323   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Morm Grunoble
Score:
934
 
 Jurt Albuble: Where can I buy this?
 Vurm Rempuble: Compton: The Happy Years
Image 244322   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Crung Rempongus
Score:
510
 
 Parb Plemongus: Dude. Stop stalking your ex girlfriend.
Image 244321   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Gung Grunumple
Score:
1550
 
 Fliwn Cremongo: This is adorable and I want one. :3
 Frirm Flumombies: Fuck the police
 Flarbo Plemoble: @Otterman Well played.
 Diwn Grunungus: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".
 Vompo Plupert: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.
 Hompo Plemongo: Rad rad rad rad.
 Trurb Grunungo: No rad comment
 Cruwn Morpopert: Won't you be my neighbor?
 Veng Grungo: double fistin!! woot!!
Image 244320   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Hirt Flongus
Score:
735
 
 Flarm Flombies: Dude, I am so high right now...
 Fruple Flopert: cool doggo is cool
Image 244319   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Morm Grupert
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