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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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9. addend
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253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.



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 Jaunty Shrimp: Servo likey
 Science: "Girl with a Pearl Onion Earring"
 Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.
 barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.
 dangerkeith3000: The hero we all need.
Image 244328   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
202
 
 Wooden Spoon: I have a new customer named Leroy and I really want his last name to be Jenkins.
 VoR: That's pretty cool etching
 lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.
 Scoo: Nice Colorado flag t-shirt
Image 244327   04-25-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
675
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Duck wants to hang from the chandelier
 Malkchic: So majestic
 fanny: @Dr Awkward lol yes! that's way better :-D
 Dr Awkward: @fanny I think you mean "Go home drunk! You're Bjork!"
 fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!
 wolfpk: Plushy ducky
 dangerkeith3000: Swan Lake?
 sparename: The Nutcracker?
Image 244326   04-25-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
956
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: shockingly Ive been internetting since 98 and Ive never seen this before.
 Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.
 Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.
 dangerkeith3000: An oft-posted classic, but a goody none-the-less.
 Scoo: Inside view: #244314
 Zaxxoff: It's a trap!
Image 244325   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
518
 
 tib gubb: chicks love differential calculus
 Shay: Spoiler: They're his sisters and mother.
 wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.
 dangerkeith3000: Careful girls, the kids is a literal genie.
Image 244324   04-25-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
487
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: He made a lot of nickels today.
 glenalec: Sudden deceleration* (*Yes I know that 'deceleration' is technically acceleration in the negative, but popular language works like that).
 VeeKay: The day grandpa floated away
 dangerkeith3000: IF you / wanna pole dance sideways / just go ahead now
 Warrax: They wanted something long and hard, so he gave them a pole dance.
 bug: When rigor mortis kicked in, Grandpa's pole dancing game improved.
 Scoo: unf unf unf
Image 244323   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
934
 
 Malkchic: Where can I buy this?
 San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years
Image 244322   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
510
 
 lecj07: Dude. Stop stalking your ex girlfriend.
Image 244321   04-25-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
1550
 
 isosceleswaffle: This is adorable and I want one. :3
 Shay: Fuck the police
 lecj07: @Otterman Well played.
 Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".
 lecj07: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.
 TurkeyVulture: Rad rad rad rad.
 VoR: No rad comment
 Scoo: Won't you be my neighbor?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: double fistin!! woot!!
Image 244320   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
735
 
 Side Boob: Dude, I am so high right now...
 funny in the wall: cool doggo is cool
Image 244319   04-25-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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