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272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

272779  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272768  DrinkMixMan: I moustache you to pet me

272754  addend: "I /am/ happy to see you."

272778  why the long face: I LIKE TURTLES.

272758  addend: Maybe /this/ kind of post should just have a Rad button, too?

272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

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9. Teechur
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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grizzly uploaded 272448 (1013 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (805 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5091 points
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 5. grizzly: 2736 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2724 points
 7. E. HONDA: 2296 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 2037 points
 9. grimes: 1981 points
10. westerner: 1738 points
11. kshoxx: 1699 points
12. Snow Plow: 1647 points
13. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
14. confession: 1593 points
15. horny horn: 1541 points
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Score:
426
 
 Sparkplug: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano
 Scoo: Game: Blouses
 Amy Housewine: Mascot, in his far younger days.
 Shay: Waffles.
Image 244165   04-24-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
344
 
 glenalec: VLC mobile version.
 Scoo: Loo to Poo
 Cami: In case you like 2 fast 2 furious but also have a poo fetish
 San DoDo: VLC has bills to pay too
Image 244164   04-24-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
509
 
 Demon Universe: @Wooden Spoon Finding Forrester. And the quote your referring to is one of the lamest lines he ever had. It was awesome hearing that on the movie previews.*sigh* So long ago, now.
 Teechur: Why hire a roofer when you can higher a ROOFer?
 glenalec: Doggo! Where are you? ROOF. ROOF. I can hear you barking but can't tell the direction! SIGH!
 Wooden Spoon: You're The Roof Now Dog - Sean Connery
 Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?
 Brain Thoughts: Roof is the outer ceiling and also the noise dogs make
 Yam: I cant tell if I get it or not
Image 244163   04-24-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
408
 
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 jazzjunkie: I've got a stack of these cards; of course you can't redeem anything *for* anything -- they are in themselves Redeeming (tm)
 Dr Awkward: "Nice Guys (TM)" is a nice touch.
 original og: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way
 propro: He doesn't look like a nice guy.
 dangerkeith3000: "Morty Adventure Card" takes on a whole new meaning after seeing this...
Image 244162   04-24-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
757
 
 Mr. Shine: Chugga chugga chugga chugga
 San DoDo: *Awolnation plays* .....RUN!
Image 244161   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
705
 
 jazzjunkie: OHAI
 karmakat: why are you on the ceiling?
 Knice: *maintains eye contact; slowly slides back into box*
Image 244160   04-24-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Image 244159 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soaps Pierre. Your image was bad, Soaps Pierre.
Score:
174
 
 Teechur: You know my stance on strabismus.
 doggggggie: @dangerkeith3000 my kid can do this too and it freaks me out! He can shake his eyes too.
 professorpig: I accidentally my whole face
 Christina: What kind of fish is that?
 dangerkeith3000: I can make my eyes do that. Sometimes they do that when I don't want them too lol.
 Micro Jackson: Here's looking at you, kid....and that kid over there on the right
 AceOfSpades: He was the termintor the whole time
Image 244158   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
444
 
 Prefuse: Didn't something like this happen in a Simpsons episode
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha idiot.
 White Rice: @Otterman so, was it a person who fell into the spring of drowned car, or a car that fell into the spring of drowned man/woman?
 Otterman: Were-car transformation after encountering puddle
 Micro Jackson: Gone fishing
 professional: Glad to see some footprints coming away there..
Image 244157   04-24-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
587
 
 Mr. Shine: Joel Osteen again?!
 Side Boob: And then they drive cars onto the ice...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats what you get for being poor! seriously c'mon. just stop being poor. duh.
 dangerkeith3000: "Church decides to open up regular money bank instead"
 Prefuse: Facepalm Sunday
 Sadbot: "Don't criticize religion, look at all the good we do for the community!" *Does no good for the community*
 Christina: Also: uploader/head/image combo.
 Christina: Face. Palm.
Image 244156   04-24-18   Uploaded by    shark
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