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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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1. Robespierre
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3. addend
4. dangerkeith3000
5. a robot
6. Scoo
7. Air Biscuit
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9. sparename
10. Mr Bleak



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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.



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E. HONDA uploaded 262793 (826 points)
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12. aristocat: 1452 points
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Score:
408
 
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 jazzjunkie: I've got a stack of these cards; of course you can't redeem anything *for* anything -- they are in themselves Redeeming (tm)
 Dr Awkward: "Nice Guys (TM)" is a nice touch.
 original og: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way
 VoR: He doesn't look like a nice guy.
 dangerkeith3000: "Morty Adventure Card" takes on a whole new meaning after seeing this...
Image 244162   04-24-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
757
 
 Mr. Shine: Chugga chugga chugga chugga
 San DoDo: *Awolnation plays* .....RUN!
Image 244161   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
705
 
 jazzjunkie: OHAI
 karmakat: why are you on the ceiling?
 Knice: *maintains eye contact; slowly slides back into box*
Image 244160   04-24-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Image 244159 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soaps Pierre. You have brought shame on us, Soaps Pierre.
Score:
174
 
 Teechur: You know my stance on strabismus.
 doggggggie: @dangerkeith3000 my kid can do this too and it freaks me out! He can shake his eyes too.
 professorpig: I accidentally my whole face
 Christina: What kind of fish is that?
 dangerkeith3000: I can make my eyes do that. Sometimes they do that when I don't want them too lol.
 Micro Jackson: Here's looking at you, kid....and that kid over there on the right
 Zaxxoff: He was the termintor the whole time
Image 244158   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
444
 
 Prefuse: Didn't something like this happen in a Simpsons episode
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha idiot.
 White Rice: @Otterman so, was it a person who fell into the spring of drowned car, or a car that fell into the spring of drowned man/woman?
 Otterman: Were-car transformation after encountering puddle
 Micro Jackson: Gone fishing
 professional: Glad to see some footprints coming away there..
Image 244157   04-24-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
587
 
 Mr. Shine: Joel Osteen again?!
 Side Boob: And then they drive cars onto the ice...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats what you get for being poor! seriously c'mon. just stop being poor. duh.
 dangerkeith3000: "Church decides to open up regular money bank instead"
 Prefuse: Facepalm Sunday
 Sadbot: "Don't criticize religion, look at all the good we do for the community!" *Does no good for the community*
 Christina: Also: uploader/head/image combo.
 Christina: Face. Palm.
Image 244156   04-24-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
518
 
 Mr. Shine: "Play?!"
 Micro Jackson: @Otterman I don't think it's a dog. Some kind of teddy bear?
 Otterman: Two questions. First, what kind of dog is this? Second, give it to me.
Image 244155   04-24-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
360
 
 dangerkeith3000: Outdoor bathing is so relaxing.
 Micro Jackson: You guys go ahead and shoot. I just gotta finish something....
 Christina: Just a regular day in a Brazilian favela.
 Amy Housewine: He's actually their target and he's tremendously amused by their incompetence.
Image 244154   04-24-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
401
 
 Shay: Manic Monday.
 obama: Any day except Monday is before Monday. Just don t eat it on Monday
 Amy Housewine: Garfield would be furious.
 Off Topic: All the Mondays!
 VoR: 1 of 5 a day! That's a shit load of lettuce. 35 a week!
 White Rice: Yesterday.
Image 244153   04-24-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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