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249361  fanny: you're hired! and fired!

249365  Yurishiro: Dayum dat assgrabbin

248903  Mr Bleak: @a robot Really? "Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fucking fuckup." --- Lewis Black. So we can ...

249347  raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.

249350  raditzu: Baby on board!

249363  raditzu: Again...

249360  SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]

249363  2Berries: I dig the caddy. Not a fan of the sedans but the tinted windows & wire wheels are gangster

249360  Yurishiro: [softly poo]

249362  Yurishiro: "Good morning."

249363  Yurishiro: Funky!

249316  Korrok: Korrok approves.

249362  Butcherboy: Top rack safe only

249357  Otterman: Hello, sailor!

249360  Shay: [mostly goo]

249361  Shay: @Minnesotan It's retail, what did you expect?

249361  Minnesotan: I've worked at a place that was closing and it's legit impossible to hire people and yet the people you have are constantly leaving for new jobs and/or don't give a shit or just stop showing up altogether.

249354  Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.

249336  Not A Bot: *sigh*

249357  UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing

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1. tib gubb
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Micro Jackson
7. Robespierre
8. Scoo
9. Dr Awkward
10. itskando



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
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Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (984 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (902 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (874 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (819 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Side Boob: 5834 points
 3. barfolomew: 5827 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. fanny: 3435 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3106 points
 7. Warrax: 2601 points
 8. tina: 2461 points
 9. Not A Bot: 2459 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 2307 points
12. wordjones: 1999 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
408
 
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 Jabberwikket: @VoR, I think that's kinda the point
 jazzjunkie: I've got a stack of these cards; of course you can't redeem anything *for* anything -- they are in themselves Redeeming (tm)
 Dr Awkward: "Nice Guys (TM)" is a nice touch.
 Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way
 VoR: He doesn't look like a nice guy.
 dangerkeith3000: "Morty Adventure Card" takes on a whole new meaning after seeing this...
Image 244162   04-24-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
757
 
 Mr. Shine: Chugga chugga chugga chugga
 San DoDo: *Awolnation plays* .....RUN!
Image 244161   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
679
 
 jazzjunkie: OHAI
 karmakat: why are you on the ceiling?
 Knice: *maintains eye contact; slowly slides back into box*
Image 244160   04-24-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Image 244159 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soaps Pierre. Boo, Soaps Pierre.
Score:
174
 
 Teechur: You know my stance on strabismus.
 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 my kid can do this too and it freaks me out! He can shake his eyes too.
 Yurishiro: I accidentally my whole face
 Christina: What kind of fish is that?
 dangerkeith3000: I can make my eyes do that. Sometimes they do that when I don't want them too lol.
 Micro Jackson: Here's looking at you, kid....and that kid over there on the right
 Zaxxoff: He was the termintor the whole time
Image 244158   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
444
 
 WannaBee: Didn't something like this happen in a Simpsons episode
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha idiot.
 White Rice: @Otterman so, was it a person who fell into the spring of drowned car, or a car that fell into the spring of drowned man/woman?
 Otterman: Were-car transformation after encountering puddle
 Micro Jackson: Gone fishing
 ignatz: Glad to see some footprints coming away there..
Image 244157   04-24-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
587
 
 Mr. Shine: Joel Osteen again?!
 Side Boob: And then they drive cars onto the ice...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: thats what you get for being poor! seriously c'mon. just stop being poor. duh.
 dangerkeith3000: "Church decides to open up regular money bank instead"
 Felicity: Facepalm Sunday
 Sadbot: "Don't criticize religion, look at all the good we do for the community!" *Does no good for the community*
 Christina: Also: uploader/head/image combo.
 Christina: Face. Palm.
Image 244156   04-24-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
518
 
 Mr. Shine: "Play?!"
 Micro Jackson: @Otterman I don't think it's a dog. Some kind of teddy bear?
 Otterman: Two questions. First, what kind of dog is this? Second, give it to me.
Image 244155   04-24-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
360
 
 dangerkeith3000: Outdoor bathing is so relaxing.
 Micro Jackson: You guys go ahead and shoot. I just gotta finish something....
 Christina: Just a regular day in a Brazilian favela.
 Amy Housewine: He's actually their target and he's tremendously amused by their incompetence.
Image 244154   04-24-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
401
 
 Shay: Manic Monday.
 Felicity: Any day except Monday is before Monday. Just don*t eat it on Monday
 Amy Housewine: Garfield would be furious.
 Off Topic: All the Mondays!
 VoR: 1 of 5 a day! That's a shit load of lettuce. 35 a week!
 White Rice: Yesterday.
Image 244153   04-24-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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