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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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Score:
766
 
 Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.
 Micro Jackson: Yes. I do.
Image 244152   04-24-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
274
 
 Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*
 Derp Herpigan: @Butcherboy goodness the nostalgia hits hard.
 Micro Jackson: Where are the rest of the keys?
 Butcherboy: Litebrite!!!
 Amy Housewine: ENTER... STRANGER [/Treguard] *wooshing sound, awkward teenager appears*
 VoR: OK
 Christina: Return.
Image 244151   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
560
 
 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.
 jazzjunkie: Bang bang Maxine's silver hammer...
 barfolomew: Girl, what did he do?
 Prumbo: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish. Mine!
 Micro Jackson: This is my stop! Hammer time!
 steve: Burberry with all-black?
 lecj07: Best way to ward off subway gropers.
 Butcherboy: Stop!
 VoR: She loves croquet
 a sedated moose: Yowza! My kinda lady!
 San DoDo: Is this the new and improved version of going clubbing?
 sparename: Gonna crack your nuts
 Warrax: Your number 1 fan.
Image 244150   04-24-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
279
 
 Jabberwikket: McGriddle or GTFO
 tib gubb: have fun cleaning that thing i guess
 Shay: McDonalds' hate it! Click here for this one amazing trick for Egg McMuffin sandwiches!
 sparename: @fanny Greetings from a wet, wild'n'windy Wigan
 fanny: @sparename oops I don't know why i blank responded so ill just take this opportunity to say hi :)
 fanny: @sparename
 FabricMan: (Only enough power to cook one item at a time)
 Annoying Vegan : efficiency.jpg
 sparename: For my car glove-box I wanted to invent a cheeseburger freezer that would also be a microwave oven
Image 244149   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
871
 
 Micro Jackson: I didn't expect this, but then NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
 VoR: Shakespeare gotta get paid son.
 Sadbot: "I dream of post-scarcity utopia, but know I have to wrangle moron customers and mouthbreathing managers to keep a roof over my head...mouthbreather"
Image 244148   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
603
 
 EH: Such grace
 Shay: Ice: Not even once
 mrwiffler: Figure skating, not even once.
 grandma: Is this titan uranus?
 Amy Housewine: This doesn't fit the 3x3 alignment chart at all.
 VoR: Nice ice eyes.
 Warrax: Nice, but not @Knice.
 sparename: Gurning On Ice
 Knice: When you see tha booty ... in the middle of a quad toeloop.
Image 244147   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
381
 
 Skaalar: Found out today that Uranus has an incredibly stinky gas layer. That is all.
 KnifeySpooney: @Micro Jackson heh, what's more you just made me laugh by saying "I thought I could never get enough of uranus"
 Micro Jackson: I thought I could never get enough of Uranus jokes, but i was wrong
 lecj07: Captain Stabbin's new ship.
 trelyate: the Rear Admiral's flagship
 Not A Bot: topless even.
 Sadbot: I want to be a pirate not just for the anarchism, mostly just so I can use ships like this for target practice
 Captain Marsupial: Batten down that mizzenmast
 barfolomew: GET IT?
Image 244146   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
783
 
 VoR: @sparename lol. Mak P is weird out of context
 ping: One day I'm going to head to the beach and make something like this. Only with superglue.
 Annoying Vegan : Titan Uranus
 Christina: This stone piling fad is getting out of hand.
 Captain Marsupial: Chaos theory us it's bound to happen naturally at least once. Not necessarily on our planet...
 funny in the wall: Primitive Tesla coil
 uncannie: That's a pretty intense butt plug.
 Alaskan: GLUE. Also santa is not real. Sorry kids.
 sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday
Image 244145   04-24-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
859
 
 Shay: You have .1 second left...
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
 Otterman: (Shakes paw)
 Side Boob: SO ADORABLE!
Image 244144   04-24-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
680
 
 jazzjunkie: This is my cat
 Amy Housewine: There's a hint of Cyriak about this.
 WTF: They turn into John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 discodisco: You're lucky your dog is not male.
Image 244143   04-24-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
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