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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.



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Score:
560
 
 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.
 jazzjunkie: Bang bang Maxine's silver hammer...
 barfolomew: Girl, what did he do?
 Prumbo: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish. Mine!
 Micro Jackson: This is my stop! Hammer time!
 steve: Burberry with all-black?
 lecj07: Best way to ward off subway gropers.
 Butcherboy: Stop!
 VoR: She loves croquet
 a sedated moose: Yowza! My kinda lady!
 San DoDo: Is this the new and improved version of going clubbing?
 sparename: Gonna crack your nuts
 Warrax: Your number 1 fan.
Image 244150   04-24-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
279
 
 Jabberwikket: McGriddle or GTFO
 tib gubb: have fun cleaning that thing i guess
 Shay: McDonalds' hate it! Click here for this one amazing trick for Egg McMuffin sandwiches!
 sparename: @fanny Greetings from a wet, wild'n'windy Wigan
 fanny: @sparename oops I don't know why i blank responded so ill just take this opportunity to say hi :)
 fanny: @sparename
 FabricMan: (Only enough power to cook one item at a time)
 Annoying Vegan : efficiency.jpg
 sparename: For my car glove-box I wanted to invent a cheeseburger freezer that would also be a microwave oven
Image 244149   04-24-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
871
 
 Micro Jackson: I didn't expect this, but then NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
 VoR: Shakespeare gotta get paid son.
 Sadbot: "I dream of post-scarcity utopia, but know I have to wrangle moron customers and mouthbreathing managers to keep a roof over my head...mouthbreather"
Image 244148   04-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
603
 
 EH: Such grace
 Shay: Ice: Not even once
 mrwiffler: Figure skating, not even once.
 grandma: Is this titan uranus?
 Amy Housewine: This doesn't fit the 3x3 alignment chart at all.
 VoR: Nice ice eyes.
 Warrax: Nice, but not @Knice.
 sparename: Gurning On Ice
 Knice: When you see tha booty ... in the middle of a quad toeloop.
Image 244147   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
381
 
 Skaalar: Found out today that Uranus has an incredibly stinky gas layer. That is all.
 KnifeySpooney: @Micro Jackson heh, what's more you just made me laugh by saying "I thought I could never get enough of uranus"
 Micro Jackson: I thought I could never get enough of Uranus jokes, but i was wrong
 lecj07: Captain Stabbin's new ship.
 trelyate: the Rear Admiral's flagship
 Not A Bot: topless even.
 Sadbot: I want to be a pirate not just for the anarchism, mostly just so I can use ships like this for target practice
 Captain Marsupial: Batten down that mizzenmast
 barfolomew: GET IT?
Image 244146   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
783
 
 VoR: @sparename lol. Mak P is weird out of context
 ping: One day I'm going to head to the beach and make something like this. Only with superglue.
 Annoying Vegan : Titan Uranus
 Christina: This stone piling fad is getting out of hand.
 Captain Marsupial: Chaos theory us it's bound to happen naturally at least once. Not necessarily on our planet...
 funny in the wall: Primitive Tesla coil
 uncannie: That's a pretty intense butt plug.
 Alaskan: GLUE. Also santa is not real. Sorry kids.
 sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday
Image 244145   04-24-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
859
 
 Shay: You have .1 second left...
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
 Otterman: (Shakes paw)
 Side Boob: SO ADORABLE!
Image 244144   04-24-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
680
 
 jazzjunkie: This is my cat
 Amy Housewine: There's a hint of Cyriak about this.
 WTF: They turn into John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 discodisco: You're lucky your dog is not male.
Image 244143   04-24-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
576
 
 VoR: @glenalec awww yiss
 glenalec: @VoR - There is a guy in there who wants you to find out what happened to his missing wife. And a gift shop!
 Amy Housewine: Reptall.
 VoR: Pretty sure that's a snipers outpost
 Captain Marsupial: When you stop petting your dinosaur for 1.3 seconds
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, evolutionarianists.
 sparename: REPTAR!!
Image 244142   04-24-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
523
 
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!
 dangerkeith3000: Clearly you've played knifey-spoony before.
 Amy Housewine: "I could care less" even though I could clearly care more - "I'd call 'em chuzzwozzas"
 Amy Housewine: Rad - Bonzer
 VoR: @Yurishiro oops wrong reply
 VoR: @WTF Don't didgeri -don't now. This is dangarang.
 Science: All of these sound legit and I would totally use them is I were an Aussie.
 WTF: "Wearing a pair of chubbers" sounds dirty.
 gggina: I don't think I want to speak like a local.
 fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?
Image 244141   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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