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272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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Score:
680
 
 jazzjunkie: This is my cat
 Amy Housewine: There's a hint of Cyriak about this.
 WTF: They turn into John Carpenter's "The Thing".
 discodisco: You're lucky your dog is not male.
Image 244143   04-24-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
576
 
 Jonananathan: @glenalec awww yiss
 glenalec: @VoR - There is a guy in there who wants you to find out what happened to his missing wife. And a gift shop!
 Amy Housewine: Reptall.
 mickeyd: Pretty sure that's a snipers outpost
 Captain Marsupial: When you stop petting your dinosaur for 1.3 seconds
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, evolutionarianists.
 sparename: REPTAR!!
Image 244142   04-24-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
523
 
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!
 dangerkeith3000: Clearly you've played knifey-spoony before.
 Amy Housewine: "I could care less" even though I could clearly care more - "I'd call 'em chuzzwozzas"
 Amy Housewine: Rad - Bonzer
 Wolfy21: @Yurishiro oops wrong reply
 Soviette: @WTF Don't didgeri -don't now. This is dangarang.
 Science: All of these sound legit and I would totally use them is I were an Aussie.
 WTF: "Wearing a pair of chubbers" sounds dirty.
 gggina: I don't think I want to speak like a local.
 fanny: sooo... can we call moonmoon mother onion mother onion from now on?
Image 244141   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
598
 
 Callahan: Didgeri don't signs
 Captain Marsupial: So son, I spend all day drinking by the railroad tracks try to gather the courage to throw myself under. It's not much of a job, but someone has to do it.
Image 244140   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
29
 
 glenalec: Then why do I have to wear a hat out to stop sunburn?
 dangerkeith3000: For the man who has everything. Except his hair. And dignity.
 Micro Jackson: Here I was thinking it was a t-shirt
 wolfpk: Give up; no one us buying it!
 FabricMan: Happy Father's Day!
 barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically
 lecj07: Just shave it all.
 Yam: It's a melanoma farm
 Not A Bot: Bathing suit competition known to be underwhelming.
Image 244139   04-24-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
286
 
 dangerkeith3000: Even the weight is gross.
 WTF: Medical grade requires a prescription.
 crappypants: What's wrong with cock rings?
 lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.
 Dr Awkward: "Discreet? No no, I said discrete"
Image 244138   04-24-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
559
 
 Captain Marsupial: fairy penguin chick. There's a place off Perth where you can visit the wild penguins well worth it if you're there
 a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.
 sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover
 doggggggie: Blue users true form.
Image 244137   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
446
 
 Skaalar: Well... IM excited.
 WTF: The previous ones were stolen and the cops have nothing to go on.
 bug: *pisses on wall*
Image 244136   04-24-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
1307
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Skaalar *hugs*
 Skaalar: Anyone else remember those I Spy books? This really reminds me of those days and I think I might have just made myself depressed.
 glenalec: Our videography students used to make stuff like that. Then chromakey themselves into the scene to make a 30-90 second film.
 bug: This would be great for filming a giant bug invasion.
 Zarathustra: But why?
 trepanation: Wow, who would have imagined that just off screen there was a pair of giant scissors!
Image 244135   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
259
 
 Weather: Its a joke @Shay!
 brian greene: no screwing without a washer!!
 MabelSyrup: Screw them all!
 Shay: If I'm not mistaken, I'm sure this movie ripped off a cartoon from a flash animator.
Image 244134   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
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