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268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
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Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 268387 (682 points)


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 7. VeeKay: 1769 points
 8. Shay: 1658 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1452 points
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14. poetrysucks: 1440 points
15. Sydney: 1356 points
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Score:
482
 
 Teechur: Either he has lots of fingers, or his shredded hand is part of the meat tornado.
 dangerkeith3000: "Oliver Age 24" is the funniest thing about this.
 Butcherboy: Meat tornado is my stage name
 Backhand: Ron Swanson is that you?
Image 244132   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Zaxxoff
Score:
774
 
 Sydney: Me too @San DoDo
 San DoDo: 'You had me at meat tornado' San DoDo A ge 2much
 SpaceCow: Self checkout of the lepus.
 AFanOfSprite: Give your carrot sticks from #97954 to this bun
 Mr. Pepper: Those vegetables and that rabbit are gigantic.
 crunchymush: That's so cute, I may die of it.
Image 244131   04-24-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
528
 
 Jabberwikket: @SpaceCow SHOWER KOMBAT! Dundun da dun da dun da dun dun dunanun. Prunality!
 VoR: @SpaceCow @bug and new outfit...cue montage. ..even soap ninja had a montage...fvck yeah!
 bug: This unlocks the secret shower boss.
 SpaceCow: With your training complete, you are now qualified to fight in Mortal Kombat.(Cue late nineties techno)
Image 244130   04-24-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
625
 
 glenalec: Me too!
 VoR: Flap ears is fine. Fap ears not fine.
 Yam: Push that back two hours and its just useful
 Butcherboy: My thoughts exactly. I sleep like a drunk artillery man@barfolomew
 barfolomew: How sensitive a sleeper are you off a dog shaking its head wakes up everyone?
 tib gubb: still a good dog
Image 244129   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
322
 
 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!
 trelyate: his mom just died :(
 Sadbot: @WTF yup, he is ATM machine: the person
 WTF: @Sadbot So when they say Jeb Bush they really are saying John Ellis Bush Bush?
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall I enjoy your use of "failson", it's kind of heartening to see it's use in the wild. @dangerkeith3000 What, how did I not get this...
 funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!
 dangerkeith3000: @Sadbot @funny in the wall Well they did base the Bluths on the Bushes. I knew that but somehow never made the JEB/GOB connection...
 Not A Bot: Security will not rely on their wits
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot huh, i had no idea. that's a failson name, like GOB on arrested development. that being said, i'd be happy to hand him the presidency
 Sadbot: I only recently learned his name isn't short for "Jebidiah" it's because his full name is John Ellis Bush. JEB!
Image 244128   04-24-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
548
 
 jazzjunkie: I use a business card for this
 sparename: The really nasty ones are those that have an RFID reader so you can't use just anything to ensure that your phone/laptop/tablet stays charging while you nip for a "quick pint". I always have to ask for a spare keycard
 Rembo Rompus: Ash plays Orb!
 Christina: The card is cut.
Image 244127   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
571
 
 Shay: You don't bring dogs to a snake fight (or is it the other way around?)
 funny in the wall: there was a night-time event at our local zoo and the 180 lb tortoise was taken for a walk. by taken for a walk, i mean that it was roaming free but could have its path choices influenced by watermelon pieces
 Christina: Still safer than walk a cat.
 Bluetocracy: yeah, I guess that works for personal security, too...
 Zarathustra: Where's your god (dog) now?
Image 244126   04-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
197
 
 Dr Awkward: Swag Molecule is my DJ name
 barfolomew: But an impressive moire!
 theaquaman: Tom Haverford in junior high.
Image 244125   04-24-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
643
 
 Nymphomania: @Darmstadtium I ran and the train hit me even faster.
 Darmstadtium: The light at the end of the tunnel is often a train. Run
 Christina: @Bluetocracy Yes.
 Bluetocracy: Monty Python or Douglas Adams?
Image 244124   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
777
 
 glenalec: There is an Asian religion where the monks don't wear clothes. I am wondering if he has joined them, which means he /is/ in his work clothes today!
 VeeKay: Modelling for Sexy Losers
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I could rad this 50 times.
 Prostata: @Christina dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Kinda works both ways I guess.
 Otterman: I like her smirk.
 Christina: When you dress like you do at work but you are a porn actor.
 Prostata: He literally didn't have a thing to wear
 Zarathustra: Too much blur I guess. One square would have been enough
 m o l e m a n: One must recognize his proper respectful distance though.
Image 244123   04-24-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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