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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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11. Gazden: 1777 points
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14. redrex: 1707 points
15. Alaskan: 1677 points
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 dangerkeith3000: Hope it's not chocolate.
 tib gubb: this doggo hungry for cake
 Air Biscuit: Happy birthday doggo
Image 244061   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
299
 
 piranharama: How to pee with morning wood
 glenalec: Please please please remember to wash your hands!
 lecj07: Expert level.
 dangerkeith3000: And for my next trick...
Image 244060   04-23-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
425
 
 lecj07: Candle light vigil at the University of Ankh-Morpork tonight.
 Butcherboy: The papers want to know whos shirts you wear
Image 244059   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
594
 
 Darmstadtium: This could be an ok video game
 Science: This is pretty cool. Too bad this guy is a racist, jew hating lunatic.
 Mr. Shine: That robot should be fatter.
 Sadbot: Looks like a job for the mech-piloting POTUS from Metal Wolf Chaos youtube.com/…
 Urn BooUrn: For some reason David Dees no longer gets work from Sesame Street.
 Butcherboy: So unrealistic. The US fielding a Euro fighter typhoon?
 jazzjunkie: Beauty of North Korea
Image 244058   04-23-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
372
 
 Demon Universe: @Butcherboy That was awesome of you. Its been so long since Ive seen that show.
 raditzu: Tell my wife i'm a teddy bear.
 Butcherboy: Its the big one! Im coming Elizabeth!
 Butcherboy: The saving were too much!
Image 244057   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
959
 
 wolfpk: I didn't realize caterpillars got drunk!
 jazzjunkie: Eric Carle's hungry caterpillar is rad, and so is this one!
Image 244056   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
262
 
 Side Boob: Timeless
 Coolguy: You are faster then that Neo...
 grizzly: Woah
 tib gubb: not a big partier, then
Image 244055   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
732
 
 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!
 Psymon: @Minnesotan That's Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 wolfpk: Yet another sacrifice to the bee god.
 tib gubb: BEEEEES
 WTF: They're in her eyes!
 Minnesotan: those are clearly yellow jackets on the sign
 Zaxxoff: Bees! Bees! Bees in the ride! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!
 Air Biscuit: "No smoking please."
 Shay: "I fucking hate you dad."
 glenalec: All enter. None leave.
Image 244054   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
593
 
 tib gubb: think what you will, that's a single frog with tadpoles to put through college
 Mr. Whiskers: Hang in there, baby
 Nope: When you trying to show a boy you interested but nothing has worked.
 Scoo: I can see your froodle
Image 244053   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
686
 
 Air Biscuit: Its not better than mine.
 Scoo: Make it a Five Guys shake and I'll stop by...
 Mr. Butt: @WannaBee ayy lmao
 WannaBee: Looks like an alien might take the bait though.
Image 244052   04-23-18   Uploaded by    night shift
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