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267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

267965  MrBoffo: Bored Franco

267966  MrBoffo: Straight Outta Restoration

267953  MrBoffo: @FabricMan When it's too small for my ant to read it to me, I stick a fork in it.

267961  Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.

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267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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Score:
758
 
 Springbok: @funny in the wall I would pay David Attenborough to narrate the life of the Pacific Hair-Jellyfish
 Mad Collager: The Bathtub Ring, the less-scary remake.
 kornisjon: Give me a head with hair. Long, beautiful ha-air!
 barfolomew: This is what happens when Samara goes to the salon.
 funny in the wall: i once mentioned a "hair jellyfish" to my wife and she looked at me like i had gone insane. this is a good example of a "hair jellyfish"
 Pickle Dick: So this is where it all begins... #243797
 glenalec: 7 days. .... For FABULOUS hair!
 Shay: Cousin It take a bath with his date.
 sparename: Flowing locks
Image 244011   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
425
 
 savvoy: What could possibly go wrong?
 Zarathustra: HOTWHEEELS
 Scoo: Engineers, amirite?
 sparename: Tyre Extinguisher, though CO2 would be OK but in a smaller one?
Image 244010   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
379
 
 obama: Driving in my car, living like a star
 Kirtov: Local rock in great mood
 Skinr: :)
 boxboxbox: Elon musk
Image 244009   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
384
 
 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Spanish is my second language. Google translator is my third, fourth, fifth,.....
 Springbok: @kornisjon Oh God it is lmao I'm never mentioning Norwegian again
 kornisjon: @Springbok If you did, you'd know that it's Danish :p Although it's probably nearly the same in Norwegian.
 Springbok: I wish I knew more Norwegian :(
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Cool! I didn't know you spoke German, among your many other talents.
 glenalec: The Fat Controller.
 Beeble: Elon musk
 Teechur: @Teechur "But it's only waffer thin."
 Teechur: Herr Creosote sagt: "Ich konnte keinen weiteren Bissen essen"
Image 244008   04-23-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
685
 
 Mr. Shine: Wrong website!
 jazzjunkie: #183269
 Skinr: Sugimori-san is a plagiarist!
 Yam: Richard Rump
 Borb Prembus: Dickbuttmon
Image 244007   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
1337
 
 Skinr: "Baseball is beloved by children around the world! How DARE you use it for evil!"
 Shay: Sometimes in his drunken stupor, Babe Ruth was notorious in prowling around Hong Kong and hitting people with his bat.
 blablabla: Japanese basegall.
 wolfpk: Kinky!
 VoR: And she's outta here!
Image 244006   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
716
 
 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz
 spacedawg: The green one on the right is saying 'Are you my mummy?'
 Butcherboy: This is what all of this made me think of @fanny youtu.be/…
 Teechur: The white one on the left has a pacifier.
 Amy Housewine: I love choral music.
 Vanna: The most left one is slurping
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :-O
 VoR: Ooooh
 Mr. Butt: @fanny You're doing the Lord's work.
 fanny: :-O :-O :-0 :-O
 fanny: :-0 :-o :-O
 fanny: :-0 :-0 :-O :-o
 fanny: :-0 :-o :-O :-0 :-O :-0
 ShamWOW: Ooooooh!
Image 244005   04-23-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
786
 
 tib gubb: fite me you overgrown rat
 Scoo: fight me
 Shay: Damn you Yoda dog.
Image 244004   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
376
 
 Zaxxoff: Blame Canada
 well duh: WAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPPIDYWAPpiddywappidywappitywapwapwap wap wap wap.
 Mad Collager: Fliiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnstoooooooooonnnnnnnne!
 glenalec: Call #244010
 sparename: You tell the breakdown company that you're in a BIIIG plane but the guy that turns up with the spare tyre doesn't have the jack he needs to lift it
 Teechur: My car tires only ever get flat on the bottom.
 wolfpk: Pilot: I don't trust those stupid tire pressure sensors! I'm sure it is fine!
Image 244003   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
654
 
 Not A Bot: Every bit of that is motorized and will speed off together when the light turns.
 Teh Simpson: Baby should give water to the dog
 VoR: Where's Granny with the gin for Mummy
Image 244002   04-23-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
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