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273563  Incubi: "Listen here, you Shatner-lookin' MF'er..."

273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

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2. ignatz
3. addend
4. Not A Bot
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8. Air Biscuit
9. Teechur
10. Side Boob



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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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12. BoiledEggs: 1650 points
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14. RogueLeader: 1613 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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Score:
797
 
 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?
 kornisjon: Pans?
 fanny: @Yam I'll have you know i'm a hit with grandmothers!
 Yam: @fanny Apparently you arent funny. Sorry
 catheter: Accurately entitled
 San DoDo: Underhere!
 fanny: what no fanny :'(
 barfolomew: Yay!
 Rachelina: Username/upload combo
 DrinkMixMan: Somebody get this kid an account here
 Dr Awkward: Heheh, "botum"
 DrinkMixMan: Hahaha, good job kid
 edvard: Donald Trump is 71 years of age.
Image 243983   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
574
 
 Shay: That National Geographic cover girl from Afghanistan has sure changed.
Image 243982   04-23-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
697
 
 Bu7Z: your mom must be proud
 Zarathustra: Not-so-free masonry
 glenalec: Spare some change?
 Hokie333: It's a trap-- no matter how many more quarters you feed into it, it just won't topple.
 mom: I wonder if this was assembled by people who were sober at the time.
 Rachelina: ATCHOO! (oh sorry)
Image 243981   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
81
 
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...
 raditzu: Photos like that make me remember Beyonce. 2013 - Never forget.
 Big Beagler: Surfboart. Surfboart.
Image 243980   04-23-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
546
 
 petepuma: The Mummy ride is extremely underrated.
 logono: My money is still on stilty mc stilt legs
 bug: What is this, a museum for ants?
 Shay: Must be here for 11-feet tall Rabbis weekend at Universal Studios.
 Side Boob: What now, stilt-boy?
Image 243979   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
923
 
 Dreforian: @Mad Collager And here you are! #244121
 tib gubb: you take that back, my owner is a saint... nay, a king!
 Dreforian: @Mad Collager Done! Uploading...
 kornisjon: How do you do, fellow lamp?
 Mad Collager: There need to be hearts over the dog and the lamp.
Image 243978   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1016
 
 tib gubb: great at parties
 Shay: True example of obedience.
 omgpro: Ay, naranjas en la cabeza!
 funny in the wall: the polite doge is at it again, I see
 Mad Collager: There need to be oran... never mind!
Image 243977   04-23-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
778
 
 Mr Bleak: Jessica, just lend Tinkerbell your Rabbit, will you?
 raditzu: Graphic definition of "Malice"
 fisto: Jaunty!
 barfolomew: @Side Boob has a distinct advantage here.
 Side Boob: @wolfpk I was torn between what I posted and "BOOP" :P
 wolfpk: @Side Boob You just barely edged me out.
 wolfpk: Don't be jealous because: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
 Side Boob: She's not bad, Tinkerbell. She's just drawn that way.
Image 243976   04-23-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
542
 
 Springbok: I have no mouth and I must scream
 habbekratz: Crikey!
 barfolomew: Every day we move further from God's light.
 Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb * bursts out of chest * "it's a-me!"
 Shay: This is someone's fetish.
 turtled: Super Mariosupial
 violentwrath: Super Koala Bros.
 tib gubb: mario as a xenomorph; delivers.
Image 243975   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
855
 
 clayjar: Bleb
 clayjar: I want this hooved dog.
 a sedated moose: MloooooooOOOOOOOOM!
Image 243974   04-23-18   Uploaded by    windows96
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