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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Score:
260
 
 jazzjunkie: Some IT professionals still believe there are no girls on the internet, apparently.
 Not A Bot: I'm sure that guy has never stepped foot in a library.
 Uncle Phil: IQ: Press Triangle to deploy your advantage capsule
 Yurishiro: @Knice Invalid gender code: female. Pretty sure our society considers balls as advantage capsules.
 Knice: Gonna start referring to breasts as 'advantage capsules.'
 Peach: My species has only a single gender, known as "neuchacho".
Image 243963   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
435
 
 Yurishiro: beereidolia
 barfolomew: Thumbs up to you too, beer!
Image 243962   04-23-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
448
 
 depression: I agree with this @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Mr. Maymay Writer never cleaned out a forclosed house. You'd be AMAZED the personal shit I can squeeze from a box. The eveicted should be thankful I'm an honest joe (who has NO plans for going to jail).
 Christina: Ha-ha.
Image 243961   04-23-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
872
 
 jazzjunkie: Say hello to my little friend!
 Joseph: Anyway, here's wonderwall.
 Greifer: @PenguinBartender like a glove
 PenguinBartender: "I fits!"
 Yurishiro: puppercase
 barfolomew: Aww, my childhood did was a Brittany Spaniel.
 Peach: Acoustic borkf
 sparename: Machine-gun-dog
Image 243960   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
148
 
 Felicity: Is Steve Carrell also referencing the Godfather?
 dangerkeith3000: See, the thing that is funny about Baby Boss is that he is a boss, but also a baby.
 WannaBee: The resemblance is uncanny.
 Christina: What are they thinking?
Image 243959   04-23-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
544
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 243958   04-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
335
 
 WannaBee: Don't do it, it's a trap!
 Yurishiro: @Christina Think carefully. Aren't all men just barbed women?*drops glasses**raises pipe*
 Christina: @Yurishiro Her? I thought it was a man, not a barbed woman.
 Yurishiro: @fanny @Christina He's actually dumping her.
 fanny: @Christina no he's pooposing.
 Christina: Is he proposing?
Image 243957   04-23-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
504
 
 Felicity: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF
 Demon Universe: Wheres the single and fine or the I just came to say hi and have a beer cup.
 Joseph: We had a supermarket in Amsterdam that had coloured baskets for singles.
 barfolomew: I wish we lived in a society where things could be this simple.
 Otterman: @Derp Herpigan Thank you, kind sophont. Good thing I'm married, I would be horrible at dating.
 Derp Herpigan: @Otterman Let's just call it the "I'm not taken, but I got someone that might be the one" option.
 Otterman: DTF?
 Yurishiro: It disturbs me that they didn't use the right colors for blue/purple and pink
 Scoo: These are not mutually exclusive
 Prostata: not a bad idea
Image 243956   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: #243954 wishes he wasn't immediately below.
 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!
 glenalec: Goatse man will see all you shitlords later.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think when someone says 'we need to light a fire under your ass', this is what they're thinking of.
 hajjpodge: my posts power my flight
 arcticfox12x: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 dangerkeith3000: Zardoz 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Greifer: and when you fart it gives you xtra boost
 Scoo: # Up, up and away in my goatse balloon #
 fanny: @Yurishiro haha gross! you win! :)
 Yurishiro: @fanny the wrinkles around the gape tell us that there is and it's super stretchy!!
 fanny: @Yurishiro i don't know... the gaping hole in his nether region leads me to believe his is missing
 a sedated moose: This wiki-how is surprisingly useful!
 Prostata: eat some beans and go for the jet boost
 Yurishiro: @fanny you are just jealous of that airborne fanny!
 sparename: Anti-fart anti-grav
 fanny: username/upload combo speaks for itself
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 243955   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
500
 
 Bluetocracy: same.
 Xeno: Yeah? Well suck macaque.
 some guy : Right back atcha, pal!
Image 243954   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Troll
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