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257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
260
 
 jazzjunkie: Some IT professionals still believe there are no girls on the internet, apparently.
 Not A Bot: I'm sure that guy has never stepped foot in a library.
 Uncle Phil: IQ: Press Triangle to deploy your advantage capsule
 snekeyes: @Knice Invalid gender code: female. Pretty sure our society considers balls as advantage capsules.
 Knice: Gonna start referring to breasts as 'advantage capsules.'
 Peach: My species has only a single gender, known as "neuchacho".
Image 243963   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
459
 
 static xyz: beereidolia
 barfolomew: Thumbs up to you too, beer!
Image 243962   04-23-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
448
 
 depression: I agree with this @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: Mr. Maymay Writer never cleaned out a forclosed house. You'd be AMAZED the personal shit I can squeeze from a box. The eveicted should be thankful I'm an honest joe (who has NO plans for going to jail).
 Christina: Ha-ha.
Image 243961   04-23-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
872
 
 jazzjunkie: Say hello to my little friend!
 Joseph: Anyway, here's wonderwall.
 Greifer: @PenguinBartender like a glove
 PenguinBartender: "I fits!"
 tess: puppercase
 barfolomew: Aww, my childhood did was a Brittany Spaniel.
 Peach: Acoustic borkf
 sparename: Machine-gun-dog
Image 243960   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
148
 
 Rembo Rompus: Is Steve Carrell also referencing the Godfather?
 dangerkeith3000: See, the thing that is funny about Baby Boss is that he is a boss, but also a baby.
 WannaBee: The resemblance is uncanny.
 Christina: What are they thinking?
Image 243959   04-23-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
544
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 243958   04-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
335
 
 WannaBee: Don't do it, it's a trap!
 SaltLick: @Christina Think carefully. Aren't all men just barbed women?*drops glasses**raises pipe*
 Christina: @Yurishiro Her? I thought it was a man, not a barbed woman.
 tomatosaws: @fanny @Christina He's actually dumping her.
 fanny: @Christina no he's pooposing.
 Christina: Is he proposing?
Image 243957   04-23-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
504
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF
 Demon Universe: Wheres the single and fine or the I just came to say hi and have a beer cup.
 Joseph: We had a supermarket in Amsterdam that had coloured baskets for singles.
 barfolomew: I wish we lived in a society where things could be this simple.
 Otterman: @Derp Herpigan Thank you, kind sophont. Good thing I'm married, I would be horrible at dating.
 Derp Herpigan: @Otterman Let's just call it the "I'm not taken, but I got someone that might be the one" option.
 Otterman: DTF?
 Liar tuck: It disturbs me that they didn't use the right colors for blue/purple and pink
 Scoo: These are not mutually exclusive
 Prostata: not a bad idea
Image 243956   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: #243954 wishes he wasn't immediately below.
 snipdawg: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!
 glenalec: Goatse man will see all you shitlords later.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think when someone says 'we need to light a fire under your ass', this is what they're thinking of.
 hajjpodge: my posts power my flight
 arcticfox12x: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 dangerkeith3000: Zardoz 2: Electric Boogaloo
 Greifer: and when you fart it gives you xtra boost
 Scoo: # Up, up and away in my goatse balloon #
 fanny: @Yurishiro haha gross! you win! :)
 lebron: @fanny the wrinkles around the gape tell us that there is and it's super stretchy!!
 fanny: @Yurishiro i don't know... the gaping hole in his nether region leads me to believe his is missing
 a sedated moose: This wiki-how is surprisingly useful!
 Prostata: eat some beans and go for the jet boost
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @fanny you are just jealous of that airborne fanny!
 sparename: Anti-fart anti-grav
 fanny: username/upload combo speaks for itself
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 243955   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
500
 
 Bluetocracy: same.
 Xeno: Yeah? Well suck macaque.
 beyardo: Right back atcha, pal!
Image 243954   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Troll
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