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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 Jennysaurus: @dangerkeith3000 Speaking from personal experience??
 dangerkeith3000: Bad for bathroom sex.
 mrmrmr: Don't just stand there, hold her hair out of the toilet.
 sparename: Going by the 3rd finger being longer that the 1st, (and maybe the 'dark' upper lip) I sort of assume this is a guy in a dress - no problem at all with that but I would need to check for straight/curved calf bone to be slighlty more sure... Anyway barefoot in public toilet? Eeeuuugh!
 john dough: Long fingered woman taking a photograph of a mirror... fascinating.
 kensin: @Yurishiro Why not both?
 SomeCanadian: @some guy I think it's bathroom puking
 Taters: Rad for bathroom sex
Image 243937   04-23-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
529
 
 Demon Universe: @john dough Id wear less masks.
 john dough: If my dick was was a barbed corkscrew, I'd wear mask too.
Image 243936   04-23-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
389
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW!
 Grandmaster Fat: @john dough perv?!?!?! You know me better than I expected my good sir.
 john dough: @Yurishiro or perhaps I really enjoy flowers...perv
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ha! Vagina metaphors.
 john dough: Perfect...they are all perfect.
Image 243935   04-23-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
523
 
 dangerkeith3000: holy fucking shit. who came up with this image? it is horrible yet I can't look away.
 itskando: @Sadbot That's why they don't have a mom!
 john dough: Crucifixion? Totaly underrated form of execution... invented in this universe.
 Sadbot: Gawrsh Huey, if you don't pilot the EVA, Dewey will have to.
Image 243934   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
393
 
 tib gubb: i would wear this unironically
 Christina: Taco cat backwards is pizza cat.
 logan: Happy birthday from Walmart!
Image 243933   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
520
 
 DrinkMixMan: Asbestos is the BEST-os!
 Dresdenkeogh: WHAT ABOUT SUPLEX CITY?!?!
 glenalec: A mosquito was heard to complain: "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of its sorrow was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
 Side Boob: DDT is actually not that bad if you read the research.
 john dough: Was this a google banner?
Image 243932   04-23-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
308
 
 tib gubb: i've witnessed black witches before. you're better off getting yourself a lawyer tbh
 Warrax: This is the opposite of what I'd want.
 bug: *masturbates in the ocean*
 jochenau: I've played lots of RPGs but Curse of Horniness is not a witch spell I've ever encountered.
 piranharama: So distilled water would therefore concentrate those sexual thoughts?
 Fantasy: Define excessive
Image 243931   04-23-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
608
 
 tib gubb: replace 'relaxing' with 'boring' and i'm right there with you
 Demon Universe: Puppies are only cute because they help us forget that life is a series of electrical stimuli that gives us the false impression of existing.
 john dough: Or laci peterson...
 Sadbot: Lol if you can't sit outside with a beer alone with your thoughts without an excuse
Image 243930   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
934
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot *BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
 a robot: ALL HAIL HYPNOPUP
Image 243929   04-23-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
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 Scoo: Will you look at these morons? I paid my taxes over a year ago!
 Grandmaster Fat: @Christina at first I read texas and I laughed.
 Christina: Doing taxes.
Image 243928   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
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