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272818  E. HONDA: I'm innocent, this was all the cheese's idea

272815  Nothing: But is it a sandwich

272798  Throwbot: Mel Gibson: You want me to replace the villain with a dog? I mean nobody will know what's going on. Homer: They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you do is have to show him doing this. [lowers eyelids and glances around in shifty-eyed fashion] The people will suspect the dog.

272830  E. HONDA: Oh look, it's one of Grandad's horcruxes

272803  Throwbot: Is this memes?

272838  E. HONDA: Smoketown ladies sing this song, COUGH COUGH; COUGH COUGH

272814  Throwbot: "SUPER Genius"

272815  Throwbot: Now if only they could make that bun out of fried chicken...

272826  Greifer: Boxer! again!

272827  Greifer: shut up Pinocchio!

272830  Greifer: it's an urn!

272806  Annoying Vegan : Thats a strange Pez dispenser

272835  Throwbot: "Kill"

272796  White Rice: @jochenau @Air Biscuit for a minute, Microsoft did try making a mascot for internet explorer, and it was in the form of a kinda generic anime girl, but it was a pretty short lived endeavor.

272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 tib gubb: replace 'relaxing' with 'boring' and i'm right there with you
 Demon Universe: Puppies are only cute because they help us forget that life is a series of electrical stimuli that gives us the false impression of existing.
 john dough: Or laci peterson...
 Sadbot: Lol if you can't sit outside with a beer alone with your thoughts without an excuse
Image 243930   04-23-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
934
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot *BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
 a robot: ALL HAIL HYPNOPUP
Image 243929   04-23-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
373
 
 Scoo: Will you look at these morons? I paid my taxes over a year ago!
 Grandmaster Fat: @Christina at first I read texas and I laughed.
 Christina: Doing taxes.
Image 243928   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
432
 
 Side Boob: Cockpit held together!
 sparename: All the right parts, just not necessarily in the right order
 athiest: Russian Space Program?
Image 243927   04-23-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
946
 
 EndlessVanity: @Dresdenkeogh Thanks!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity this comment is the platonic ideal for this picture. Well done. Also the uploader username is fantastic.
 Gentleman: Oh hey. Join me in the conversation pit for some jazz xylophone
Image 243926   04-23-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
585
 
 Teechur: Woodlocks
Image 243925   04-23-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
266
 
 tib gubb: it doesn't look like much, but the location is convenient as heck.
 jazzjunkie: Don't worry, everything is fine. He's only out on the sidewalk because of the raging kitchen fire.
 john dough: Sidewalk sushi
Image 243924   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
174
 
 rory: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 243923   04-23-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
596
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 243922   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
376
 
 Hyphae: We prefer the term goth
 glenalec: Better than Creepy Nerds, I guess!
Image 243921   04-23-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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