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272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 243922   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
376
 
 Hyphae: We prefer the term goth
 glenalec: Better than Creepy Nerds, I guess!
Image 243921   04-23-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
453
 
 Otterman: Fuck you, dinosaur!
 Side Boob: Kylo Ren's lightsaber training took a turn for the weird.
 Michael Tripe: Wikihow: make ostriches pay protection money in 3 simple steps.
 Fuzzpot: I hope that ostrich pecks the shit out of you.
Image 243920   04-23-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
213
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 243919   04-23-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
438
 
 tib gubb: it really is something to think about - i mean that drunk people get to name roads like that
 Chocolate Pain: Yuh, real street, dawg
 Science: My dogs like pickles as well
 john dough: Apostrophes are for spooky nerds
 maura: It looks like street signs eat apostrophes too!
Image 243918   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
713
 
 Mr Bleak: Come to this kitty in the next ten minutes if you want a tummy tickle.
 tib gubb: what interesting coloring
 Side Boob: I think this kitten wants to box
 lecj07: Looks like he's making a sassy "Oh you!" Gesture
Image 243917   04-23-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
202
 
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 It doesn't say how many calories he consumed :P
 dangerkeith3000: He's a cheap date. He only eats 1/10 of a cracker for dinner.
Image 243916   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
273
 
 grizzly: I found the keyboard. It's on his desk.
 john dough: Your move spooky nerd
 Mumbo Dingus: Livestrong
 taiko: [cackles maniacally in computer language]
 dangerkeith3000: I AM SQUISHING YOUR HEAD!
Image 243915   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
819
 
 dangerkeith3000: Kindergarten Cop JUST. GOT. REAL.
 piranharama: Look out, this will be an action movie soon.
 Teechur: Half the time I don't know which stoodint dropped the f-bomb or shot the spitwad. Don't give me a gun.
 Sadbot: Now you have a syllabus and I have a machine gun, ho ho ho
 kodiakjojo: I agree with this. Let us stop the thinking
 dangerkeith3000: I approve. (of this meme, not of having teachers have guns)
Image 243914   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
297
 
 jazzjunkie: Obvious plant is obvious
 Otterman: I used (10) just yesterday
 Gringos: Download code inside for the new hit single: Who Touched the Damn Thermostat??
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 I'm GUY BEHIND GARY.
 dangerkeith3000: Tag yourself. I'm WALTER.
Image 243913   04-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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