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268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 glenalec: Better than Creepy Nerds, I guess!
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 Side Boob: Kylo Ren's lightsaber training took a turn for the weird.
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 Science: My dogs like pickles as well
 john dough: Apostrophes are for spooky nerds
 maura: It looks like street signs eat apostrophes too!
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 Side Boob: I think this kitten wants to box
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 dangerkeith3000: He's a cheap date. He only eats 1/10 of a cracker for dinner.
Image 243916   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
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 john dough: Your move spooky nerd
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 taiko: [cackles maniacally in computer language]
 dangerkeith3000: I AM SQUISHING YOUR HEAD!
Image 243915   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
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 Teechur: Half the time I don't know which stoodint dropped the f-bomb or shot the spitwad. Don't give me a gun.
 Sadbot: Now you have a syllabus and I have a machine gun, ho ho ho
 kodiakjojo: I agree with this. Let us stop the thinking
 dangerkeith3000: I approve. (of this meme, not of having teachers have guns)
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 Otterman: I used (10) just yesterday
 Gringos: Download code inside for the new hit single: Who Touched the Damn Thermostat??
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 I'm GUY BEHIND GARY.
 dangerkeith3000: Tag yourself. I'm WALTER.
Image 243913   04-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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 sparename: Boneless cat farm
 franktank: Another batch of cute cats, coming off the assembly line
 HermwoodLitmajor: I am told they are nice
 SaltLick: Is this where Eleanor Abernathy restocks her cats?
 lecj07: @Air Biscuit If you don't talk to your cat about 'nip, who will?
 dangerkeith3000: Cat-astrophe.
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