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257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

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257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea



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Score:
453
 
 Otterman: Fuck you, dinosaur!
 Side Boob: Kylo Ren's lightsaber training took a turn for the weird.
 Michael Tripe: Wikihow: make ostriches pay protection money in 3 simple steps.
 WannaBee: I hope that ostrich pecks the shit out of you.
Image 243920   04-23-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
213
 
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Image 243919   04-23-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
438
 
 tib gubb: it really is something to think about - i mean that drunk people get to name roads like that
 Chocolate Pain: Yuh, real street, dawg
 Science: My dogs like pickles as well
 john dough: Apostrophes are for spooky nerds
 maura: It looks like street signs eat apostrophes too!
Image 243918   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
713
 
 Mr Bleak: Come to this kitty in the next ten minutes if you want a tummy tickle.
 tib gubb: what interesting coloring
 Side Boob: I think this kitten wants to box
 lecj07: Looks like he's making a sassy "Oh you!" Gesture
Image 243917   04-23-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
202
 
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 It doesn't say how many calories he consumed :P
 dangerkeith3000: He's a cheap date. He only eats 1/10 of a cracker for dinner.
Image 243916   04-23-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
273
 
 grizzly: I found the keyboard. It's on his desk.
 john dough: Your move spooky nerd
 Mumbo Dingus: Livestrong
 taiko: [cackles maniacally in computer language]
 dangerkeith3000: I AM SQUISHING YOUR HEAD!
Image 243915   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
819
 
 dangerkeith3000: Kindergarten Cop JUST. GOT. REAL.
 piranharama: Look out, this will be an action movie soon.
 Teechur: Half the time I don't know which stoodint dropped the f-bomb or shot the spitwad. Don't give me a gun.
 Sadbot: Now you have a syllabus and I have a machine gun, ho ho ho
 kodiakjojo: I agree with this. Let us stop the thinking
 dangerkeith3000: I approve. (of this meme, not of having teachers have guns)
Image 243914   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
297
 
 jazzjunkie: Obvious plant is obvious
 Otterman: I used (10) just yesterday
 Gringos: Download code inside for the new hit single: Who Touched the Damn Thermostat??
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 I'm GUY BEHIND GARY.
 dangerkeith3000: Tag yourself. I'm WALTER.
Image 243913   04-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
819
 
 a sedated moose: I think I came to the right neighborhood!
 sparename: Boneless cat farm
 franktank: Another batch of cute cats, coming off the assembly line
 HermwoodLitmajor: I am told they are nice
 WannaBee: Is this where Eleanor Abernathy restocks her cats?
 lecj07: @Air Biscuit If you don't talk to your cat about 'nip, who will?
 dangerkeith3000: Cat-astrophe.
 lecj07: *uintelligible muttering and gibberish screaming*
 BavidDowie: Catastrophic
 Air Biscuit: Just 1 more and then ill nip this addiction...
Image 243912   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: There's another similar photo, but of a guy wearing his sunglasses on *top* of his backwards hat.
 dangerkeith3000: @lecj07 Right on. Fuck OU.
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 Unless it's the Sooners. Once the rivalry crosses state lines, the gloves are off.
 dangerkeith3000: @lecj07 Always keep it cordial :)
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 As a T-sipper I approve this friendly ribbing.
 dangerkeith3000: He's an Aggies fan, of course it all makes sense now.
 Air Biscuit: I hope thats not contagious...
Image 243911   04-22-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
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