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272841  Greifer: slowly turning the paw

272816  Joseph: Too far!

272818  E. HONDA: I'm innocent, this was all the cheese's idea

272815  Nothing: But is it a sandwich

272798  Throwbot: Mel Gibson: You want me to replace the villain with a dog? I mean nobody will know what's going on. Homer: They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you do is have to show him doing this. [lowers eyelids and glances around in shifty-eyed fashion] The people will suspect the dog.

272830  E. HONDA: Oh look, it's one of Grandad's horcruxes

272803  Throwbot: Is this memes?

272838  E. HONDA: Smoketown ladies sing this song, COUGH COUGH; COUGH COUGH

272814  Throwbot: "SUPER Genius"

272815  Throwbot: Now if only they could make that bun out of fried chicken...

272826  Greifer: Boxer! again!

272827  Greifer: shut up Pinocchio!

272830  Greifer: it's an urn!

272806  Annoying Vegan : Thats a strange Pez dispenser

272835  Throwbot: "Kill"

272796  White Rice: @jochenau @Air Biscuit for a minute, Microsoft did try making a mascot for internet explorer, and it was in the form of a kinda generic anime girl, but it was a pretty short lived endeavor.

272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

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5. Air Biscuit
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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.



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oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (804 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 2745 points
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11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
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14. superfudge: 1598 points
15. bbbrandon: 1597 points
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Score:
416
 
 Side Boob: Why do bad things happen to dumb people?
 RimLickinGood: OMFG I glanced at this and saw an amputated left foot. Can't unsee it..
 McMuff: 1917+1 2
 maura: CAUTION
 glenalec: We may have a rare Live-Darwin-Award here!
 brutal: Vlaaaad! You come yout and apologise to the mister right now!!!
 lecj07: Bet he's singing soprano now.
 dangerkeith3000: Wha happen?
 Dr Awkward: Leapfrog fail
Image 243907   04-22-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
372
 
 Dr Awkward: Leapfrog fail.
 Psymon: To be fair, it's a really good restaurant and worth the trip.
Image 243906   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I caught crabs this weekend. Oh dear.
 dangerkeith3000: I ate about a dozen crabs this weekend. So good.
 Scoo: I loved that dollar. I loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.
Image 243905   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
680
 
 a sedated moose: HACKERMAN
 Amy Housewine: (Possibly an @peterpantsless origin story).
 Amy Housewine: Scrolling down quickly, I read it as "I hacked in and deleted his trousers" and that was even funnier.
 Mexico: That'll teach him to talk about his fulfilling life around me!
 Psymon: That's how I discovered Joe was a host
 dangerkeith3000: Mr. Robot (2016)
 dangerkeith3000: Mr. Robot (2016)
Image 243904   04-22-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
380
 
 Peach: Fry, I know those cookies are freshalicious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
 BavidDowie: Ikeo
 Dr Awkward: Leapfrog fail.
 wolfpk: Build your own Oreo
 glenalec: DIY kit.
Image 243903   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
255
 
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The iceberg does.
 Side Boob: I've never seen the end of Titanic. I assume they all live happy and productive lives.
 BoiledEggs: That was like in August, Craig. Either watch it already or take the sign off!
 wolfpk: They were in Purgatory all along. (I doubt they will make that stupid mistake twice)
 dangerkeith3000: Back in 1997 though, that was pretty fast.
Image 243902   04-22-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
602
 
 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun
 Larp Belb: Define professional
 DrinkMixMan: @glenalec Eleventh finger discount
 Jolly Well: And his son Schlong Sale.
 bigbison: Penis arrangement
 wolfpk: "Former"
 dangerkeith3000: This is the content I came here to see.
 Austin: And his brother penis agreement
 Austin: And his brother penis agreement
 glenalec: He got a dick deal.
 Nope: Well Dick Deal I brought my Cock Coupon... wait..
Image 243901   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
911
 
 Tremayne: We at e the cat ...
Image 243900   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
455
 
 Side Boob: You're eggs!
 dangerkeith3000: Sick toast.
 Knice: Sick burn.
 GoodSir: Yeah toast!
Image 243899   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
815
 
 glenalec: I bought you the remains of the intruder I stopped.
Image 243898   04-22-18   Uploaded by    dope
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