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273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

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1. Air Biscuit
2. tib gubb
3. addend
4. Teechur
5. ignatz
6. Side Boob
7. Not A Bot
8. Passive
9. a robot
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (874 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 8502 points
 2. Side Boob: 4185 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
380
 
 Peach: Fry, I know those cookies are freshalicious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
 BavidDowie: Ikeo
 Dr Awkward: Leapfrog fail.
 wolfpk: Build your own Oreo
 glenalec: DIY kit.
Image 243903   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
255
 
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The iceberg does.
 Side Boob: I've never seen the end of Titanic. I assume they all live happy and productive lives.
 BoiledEggs: That was like in August, Craig. Either watch it already or take the sign off!
 wolfpk: They were in Purgatory all along. (I doubt they will make that stupid mistake twice)
 dangerkeith3000: Back in 1997 though, that was pretty fast.
Image 243902   04-22-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
602
 
 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun
 Larp Belb: Define professional
 DrinkMixMan: @glenalec Eleventh finger discount
 Jolly Well: And his son Schlong Sale.
 bigbison: Penis arrangement
 wolfpk: "Former"
 dangerkeith3000: This is the content I came here to see.
 Austin: And his brother penis agreement
 Austin: And his brother penis agreement
 glenalec: He got a dick deal.
 Nope: Well Dick Deal I brought my Cock Coupon... wait..
Image 243901   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
911
 
 Tremayne: We at e the cat ...
Image 243900   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
455
 
 Side Boob: You're eggs!
 dangerkeith3000: Sick toast.
 Knice: Sick burn.
 GoodSir: Yeah toast!
Image 243899   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
815
 
 glenalec: I bought you the remains of the intruder I stopped.
Image 243898   04-22-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
1006
 
 Clim Tinties: Not too dark, heavy on the icing. They look...what s another word for good?
 dangerkeith3000: Those look yummy. Call them whatever you want.
 Demon Universe: Just... just... Ill have a synonym roll, I guess.
 Coolguy: awww geeez...
Image 243897   04-22-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
536
 
 Dr Awkward: Dick Deals
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
Image 243896   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
200
 
 lecj07: Design win
 Psymon: A bit like using a howitzer to hammer in a nail
 glenalec: Oh, I see. The tool includes a useful pencil sharpener.
Image 243895   04-22-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
287
 
 UltraBeverly: You can't change stupid though, apparently.
 john dough: I had something to say but, all I can think of is (chants) USA! USA! USA!
 dangerkeith3000: Me: "It's what's between your ears that counts. Not what is between your thighs." A zombie: "Same."
 Austin: Its too bad that the transgender people who make more attractive opposite sex versions are more accepted
 Knice: She looks happier on the right.
 Urn BooUrn: Good for her.
 Spazstatic: Looks good both ways, but whatever way feels right is the best way.
 Nope: And?
Image 243894   04-22-18   Uploaded by    twitter
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