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273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 UltraBeverly: You can't change stupid though, apparently.
 john dough: I had something to say but, all I can think of is (chants) USA! USA! USA!
 dangerkeith3000: Me: "It's what's between your ears that counts. Not what is between your thighs." A zombie: "Same."
 Austin: Its too bad that the transgender people who make more attractive opposite sex versions are more accepted
 Knice: She looks happier on the right.
 Urn BooUrn: Good for her.
 Spazstatic: Looks good both ways, but whatever way feels right is the best way.
 Nope: And?
Image 243894   04-22-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
627
 
 Scoo: We were somewhere around Barrow, on the edge of the tundra, when the drugs began to take hold
Image 243893   04-22-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
505
 
 Side Boob: What have you done, Jerry?!
 piranharama: This is just vampires getting us back for all the garlic
 Warrax: Bullshit. Nobody eats apples.
 Spazstatic: $250,000 in debt? So as long as you don't play golf on your lunch tomorrow you'll be up again.
 BavidDowie: banapple for scale
 Knice: Is banapples the new switcherino?
Image 243892   04-22-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
743
 
 lecj07: Hope he's doing better. Poor guy.
Image 243891   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
230
 
 sparename: BK crispy chili cheese nuggets are really f**cking not crispy in the morning either...
 barfolomew: It's like raaaaain on your wedding day...
 duckfarts: so that's why i have my dick in these fries, officer
 Prostata: it's like driving back over those 'severe tire damage' things
 glenalec: Or re-heating that technically-still-good 20yo hotdog you found in the landfill.
Image 243890   04-22-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
333
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not a pirate, Elaine!
 Austin: The phaaaaaaantom of the opera is there, inside your mind. And what is with that airplane food?
 glenalec: I find this strangely ... disturbing!
Image 243889   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
275
 
 lecj07: @Mr Bleak Obviously I'd need an adapter.
 Mr Bleak: @lecj07 I'd hate to see the size of your lappie, if that fits...
 lecj07: Great! This one will hold my extensive collection of...boring school stuff.
 itskando: I want the donuts
 Skinr: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
 glenalec: vv Had to specify 'modern' because back several months in the archive is one made of stone!
 glenalec: The world's first modern flash drive.
Image 243888   04-22-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Image 243887 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. We'll pray for you, watwatwat.
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @Coolguy A lot of my students are "non-traditional" (i.e., not 18-22 years old) many of them are veterans, but some never finished a degree they started, some are getting a second bachelors, some just found an academic passion later in life. Often, these students do better because they truly want to be there and learn. Good luck to you!
 apoxia: @Coolguy My only advice is don't do a PhD. That is legit crazy.
 nerdhulk: For decades now they ve had academic streaming in Europe where they find out what your best talent is and give you the option to start training for that career with apprenticeships and interning, while you re still in high school!
 WotGives: @Coolguy Good for you. Education should be ongoing. I keep telling myself i'm going to take one course every semestre, maintain my mental elasticity, satisfy curiosities that never really went away. Haven't yet, unfortunately. On a very probably related note, anyone playing the new God of War?
 Coolguy: Does it make me crazy to be going to collage later in life because I am curious about math and science stuff? Like right now in my modern physics course we just finished talking about Special Relativity and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I mean I have an ok job but am going to school part time for my BS in math. So far I think its worth it, but some people look at me crazy.
 Teechur: @jochenau I DID know it was an option for me. My parents told me it was not. I was at an HVAC guy's house to buy a part for my furnace a while back. 72" TV on the wall, 6-bay garage with lots of shiny cars and trucks. If I were still in my 20s with no kids, I would consider shifting careers. But with 2 kids headed to college soon, I need the steady income.
 jochenau: @Dr. Bathroom If I ever have kids I'll make sure they understand that vocational school is great option if that's where their interests/talents lie. I didn't even know it was a thing when I was in high school.
 itskando: I think he means College Passed
 glenalec: @FabricMan My favorite is "HS Graduation Exams is the hardest thing you will ever do." Gets them every time!
 Dr. Bathroom: If not college, then try a vocational school. Find something you enjoy and do that.
 FabricMan: High schoolers are told their entire lives that college is the only way to guarantee a slot in the middle class. There is no middle class
 Not A Bot: And soon you, too, can have virtual breast exams.
 Religion X: This is so true! If you have absolutely no idea what you actually want to do with your degree and make zero effort to create an academic plan. But keep on striving for mediocrity if that's what makes you happy.
Image 243886   04-22-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
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 itskando: Ghost of College Freshmen
Image 243885   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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