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248679  grizzly: One million ants

248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
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 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
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13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
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Score:
333
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not a pirate, Elaine!
 Austin: The phaaaaaaantom of the opera is there, inside your mind. And what is with that airplane food?
 glenalec: I find this strangely ... disturbing!
Image 243889   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
275
 
 lecj07: @Mr Bleak Obviously I'd need an adapter.
 Mr Bleak: @lecj07 I'd hate to see the size of your lappie, if that fits...
 lecj07: Great! This one will hold my extensive collection of...boring school stuff.
 itskando: I want the donuts
 Skinr: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
 glenalec: vv Had to specify 'modern' because back several months in the archive is one made of stone!
 glenalec: The world's first modern flash drive.
Image 243888   04-22-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Image 243887 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. Your image was bad, watwatwat.
Score:
549
 
 Dr Awkward: @Coolguy A lot of my students are "non-traditional" (i.e., not 18-22 years old) many of them are veterans, but some never finished a degree they started, some are getting a second bachelors, some just found an academic passion later in life. Often, these students do better because they truly want to be there and learn. Good luck to you!
 apoxia: @Coolguy My only advice is don't do a PhD. That is legit crazy.
 Felicity: For decades now they*ve had academic streaming in Europe where they find out what your best talent is and give you the option to start training for that career with apprenticeships and interning, while you*re still in high school!
 WotGives: @Coolguy Good for you. Education should be ongoing. I keep telling myself i'm going to take one course every semestre, maintain my mental elasticity, satisfy curiosities that never really went away. Haven't yet, unfortunately. On a very probably related note, anyone playing the new God of War?
 Coolguy: Does it make me crazy to be going to collage later in life because I am curious about math and science stuff? Like right now in my modern physics course we just finished talking about Special Relativity and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I mean I have an ok job but am going to school part time for my BS in math. So far I think its worth it, but some people look at me crazy.
 Teechur: @jochenau I DID know it was an option for me. My parents told me it was not. I was at an HVAC guy's house to buy a part for my furnace a while back. 72" TV on the wall, 6-bay garage with lots of shiny cars and trucks. If I were still in my 20s with no kids, I would consider shifting careers. But with 2 kids headed to college soon, I need the steady income.
 jochenau: @Dr. Bathroom If I ever have kids I'll make sure they understand that vocational school is great option if that's where their interests/talents lie. I didn't even know it was a thing when I was in high school.
 itskando: I think he means College Passed
 glenalec: @FabricMan My favorite is "HS Graduation Exams is the hardest thing you will ever do." Gets them every time!
 Dr. Bathroom: If not college, then try a vocational school. Find something you enjoy and do that.
 FabricMan: High schoolers are told their entire lives that college is the only way to guarantee a slot in the middle class. There is no middle class
 Not A Bot: And soon you, too, can have virtual breast exams.
 Theta Zero: This is so true! If you have absolutely no idea what you actually want to do with your degree and make zero effort to create an academic plan. But keep on striving for mediocrity if that's what makes you happy.
Image 243886   04-22-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
566
 
 itskando: Ghost of College Freshmen
Image 243885   04-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
583
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @wolfpk huh all right well i saw a genius song on youtube about toast which is hilarious. thanks!
 wolfpk: @ThoughtlessGentleman No, not that important. G1's are fans of Game Attack. GA is a YouTube gaming channel. It is more comedy because the guys are complete smart asses. "Yeaaahhh toast" is one of there favorite catch phrase. Probably a let down, but that's the answer.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @wolfpk nope. but now theres a mystery and im intrigued. military reference im guessing?
 dangerkeith3000: "Yeah? You and what toaster?!"
 Dreforian: Can't tell from the still but that Iguana is actually booking it because she's late for school.
 wolfpk: @ThoughtlessGentleman By any chance are you a G1? If you are, you will know what that means and why I ask.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: YEAAAAHHHH TOAST!!!!
Image 243884   04-22-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
52
 
 Felicity: Huh?
 Not A Bot: As she watched neighbor kids up to their crazy shennanigans, she considered opening the window and telling them that the O'Dooles they had swiped was alcohol-free... but why ruin their fun?
Image 243883   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
395
 
 Felicity: Nuh-uh! As soon as I*m thin I*m getting surgery so I won*t be ugly either!
 Austin: don't forget being an ass!
Image 243882   04-22-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
120
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Why would you want someone to dance on your dick hole?
 lecj07: Kinky! Not for me, but you do you.
Image 243881   04-22-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
900
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Dreforian I thought he got hit by one of those suction cup darts.
 Dreforian: I'll admit I thought the handle was part of his nose at first.
 KingTrebek: stone age late capitalism
 Shay: Yabba dabba doo doo!
 Air Biscuit: Maintaining the status quo?
 itskando: You pass butter
 White Rice: #243841
Image 243880   04-22-18   Uploaded by    happier
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