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249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

249336  Jabberwikket: Graphic insinuates masturbation to prevent heat stroke... or it's calling it that.

249489  Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.

249486  Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration

249493  Amy Housewine: Me, I did.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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10. catheter: 1823 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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14. Vanna: 1782 points
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Score:
762
 
 Felicity: AKA butt-to-ground adapters
 drtofu: Bonus: Can also poop anywhere
 Astanapan: I see they found a way to market "pants that prevent crouching and squatting".
 Not A Bot: but don't you see, increasing the minimum wage will force wal-mart to go bankrupt!
 wolfpk: They look cumbersome to walk in.
 Teechur: I would totally wear these to skool. "Those look stupid," one of my stoodints would say. To which I would reply, "Maybe so, Tide Pod Boy. Why don't you go and snort another condom." And I would have Bionic Pants for when I'm standing in line at the unemployment office.
 Scoo: They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
 Air Biscuit: Customers who purchased this also bought: standing desk
 sparename: At the steelyard I worked in as a (sort-of) youngster, I was known as "rubber-legs" or "lead-arse" 'cos I liked to sit down a lot, these would've been great..
 glenalec: Needed by #243839
Image 243870   04-22-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Image 243869 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fidelcastro. We'll pray for you, fidelcastro.
Score:
492
 
 WTF: (Yakety Sax Plays)
 sparename: Like a sped-up James Bond crashing his DB5 to avoid himself in the mirror
 Not A Bot: bumpy, for her pleasure
Image 243868   04-22-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
431
 
 Felicity: @dobbiesdoogs Even before I clicked, I knew it would be that ad :-)
 dangerkeith3000: I really want a root beer.
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs I haven't seen that in long time.
 Warrax: Finally, a taco for me.
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
Image 243867   04-22-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
440
 
 Felicity: It bothers me more than it should that when they show footage of the games, it*s not footage of the games actually being played by the contestants; it*s just whatever clips the manufacturer gave them
 dangerkeith3000: this pic is totally radical to the maxx.
Image 243866   04-22-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
379
 
 Science: No cheese, no bun, and green crap. Not my America!
 Felicity: I claim this burger in the name of Belgium
 wolfpk: Something was lost in translation. The bun for starters.
 Mad Collager: Now if you were a duck, see, you'd get bread for free.
 isosceleswaffle: Arugula? Them's socialist greens, boy! Get this mockery out of my sight!
 charlemagne: you wanted bread? go join the queue in communist russia, comrade
 piranharama: Gluten free-dom
 Mr. Shine: I can taste the freedom.
 WannaBee: @barfolomew no it's missing the cheese.
 barfolomew: @Warrax and the most American!
 Warrax: The freshest ketchup.
Image 243865   04-22-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
302
 
 some guy : Always check before you sit down. Never rely on others.
 Felicity: @glenalec True. If I were the person who made the sign, I would settle for leaving a fresh roll of toilet paper sitting on top of the toilet tank. The main thing is that it*s replaced
 dangerkeith3000: The (s) is incorrect. "whomever" is singular and plural. Never stop learning!
 Mad Collager: Could I interest you in a roll-playing game?
 Warrax: You're also terrible at parking. Probably.
 glenalec: While I have always been able to work it out for myself, some of those holders do have somewhat tricky mechanisms.
 Yurishiro: Asshole
Image 243864   04-22-18   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
518
 
 glenalec: @Slerzy - Bulk pricing.
 Slerzy: They sold him cheap
 glenalec: At least he will get to see Mr Hooper again.
Image 243863   04-22-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
632
 
 jochenau: M. C. Escher's The Birds
Image 243862   04-22-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
952
 
 Felicity: Took me a while to see that this was a person in a pink morph suit
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee yeah, this guy is a Paralympic athlete who does crazy stuff every Halloween.
 WannaBee: Is he missing a leg?
 Side Boob: This porn is weird.
 Slerzy: Omg if I ever need crutches I hope I am as creative/funny as this person!
 glenalec: When she walks, she moves so fine, like a flamingo.
Image 243861   04-22-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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