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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

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Score:
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 fanny: @fanny yay! """"
 fanny: @White Rice hmm let's "see" if that "works for" me
 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.
 cthulhu: WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
 DrinkMixMan: The wildlife of Flushing Meadows
 peeper: I heard you was taking a shit
 DrinkMixMan: Crap shoot
 DrinkMixMan: Doo, a deer
 DrinkMixMan: Is this a Flintstones toilet? "It's a living."
 fanny: ugh i can*t do quotation marks anymore either. uuuuuuuuuuuu (please read in Tina Belcher voice)
 fanny: @White Rice you forgot Later, shitlords!
 White Rice: So many options for classic responses here: "Shitters full!" "What did you eat?!?" "Where will you be when doe-arrhea strikes?" "I hope I haven't caught you at a bad time"
 sparename: Been playing Loo-Doe?
 Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.
 lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.
Image 243841   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
643
 
 Scoo: Done and done!
 kshoxx: By Richard Linklater
Image 243840   04-22-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
535
 
 Science: @piranharama: Even better are the guys on a forced march dropping and doing the funky chicken.
 piranharama: Yeah, I passed out on parade. It was an interesting experience, the world just withdrew quietly like someone sneaking away from an uncomfortable one night stand. Next thing I knew I was having water dumped on me by a sergeant, just like an uncomfortable one night stand.
 glenalec: But he still won't move a muscle until the guard changes.
 wolfpk: We have heard rumors that one of you was out parting all night. I don't care how clever you think you are, I will find out who it was ..... Ok, that was easier than I thought it would be.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wiggle your toes. Its literally day one of training, page 1 of the manual.
 karmakat: fell off and stands straight I guess.
 White Rice: *blerf*
 Surprising: When you make hats out of a whole black bear skin. The guys with swords hat's are made out of Brown bear skins (a whole bear).
 madmax1: It is possible to pass out from standing still too long
 lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.
 Warrax: Stoned and hammered.
Image 243839   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
618
 
 hajjpodge: i didn't before but now i do
 Slerzy: Why is the boss automatically a "him"? Point lost for feminism. Jk :D
 john dough: Intill you are replaced by a cheaper work force.
 Sydney: So you're saying I should seize the means of production? What? All property is what?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that works great in isolated situations for all i know. but largely its a crap shoot.
 tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then
Image 243838   04-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
611
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Dog bed.
 glenalec: It must be animals-sitting-on-other-animals day on the spaceship!
 Spray Tan: But but but but but
Image 243837   04-22-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
358
 
 Annoying Vegan : Zoom in and enhance
 The Bees: Is this from gothika?
 Not A Bot: All cats have built in lollipops
 ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.
Image 243836   04-22-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Considering she just won at Musical Chairs, she doesn't look to happy.
 piranharama: Dont pass out on parade!
 grizzly: @fanny because lady.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Ritual murder was a big part of 1940s high school physical fitness programs.
 icloud: POINTY!!! [pants]
 Nope: Dang, 4th girl standing from the left, whats up with your faceeeee
 fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?
 barfolomew: Oh, Betty gets to sit in the chair today!
Image 243835   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 243834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hosehorse. We'll pray for you, hosehorse.
Score:
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 lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"
 lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.
 Alpha Trion: He*s all puppered out.
 wolfpk: Their names are Master and Blaster.
 Amy Housewine: The brains of the operation.
Image 243833   04-22-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
141
 
 Fast Sloth: @granny
 Mad Collager: Of course not. It was Cheney!
Image 243832   04-22-18   Uploaded by    killme
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