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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
738
 
 Kaviri: Hi! What's your name? Cool! You know what's weird? I have salmonella on my skin, but you don't. Yet!
 Shay: Put me down you prick.
 Dresdenkeogh: Tiny chomps in 3...2...
 WannaBee: This is turtley awesome
 Robespierre: Halp! Gots send im mine ayes, hoomin - HAAAALP!
 Nothing: Gamera!
 Wooden Spoon: Where are the bands for Shredders knuckle-blade things? Did he take them off for this picture?
Image 243796   04-22-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
1140
 
 Dreforian: Great authors imagined as white people
 Skinr: Great, now I'm imagining Stephen Fry in punk attire. :D
 Robespierre: Oscar WAS Wilder than most
 Christina: This is how to convince punk kids to read.
Image 243795   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
504
 
 Felicity: 1910--the same year as the Tunguska explosion. Coincidence?
 Felicity: I*ve slipped into a tacoma
 Gomi Day: @Prostata you know what to do.
 Prostata: dammit now i want tacos
 Yurishiro: @Scoo 1911
 Scoo: That joke was fresh in 1910
Image 243794   04-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
347
 
 Mr Bleak: I always thought naval corvettes were bigger than that.
 wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.
 Felicity: Are you OK Turbo Teen?
 Robespierre: Moral: It's best to spin brodies somewhere that there's no possibility of something as stupid as this happening
 sparename: "Stand by for action! It's time to launch... "
 karmakat: probably works a lot less now MISTAH!
 Mad Collager: This is a corvette destroyer.
 carpwoman: Leeches?
 savvoy: Piranhas? Really expensive shoes?
 Zarathustra: I wish I spent the money on swimming lessons.
Image 243793   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
291
 
 BavidDowie: I know where this is
 Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon
 glenalec: 'Cause we're... Goin' to the Mortuary. Gonna get buuuuuuried.
 lecj07: "I know she wanted to be buried in this dress, but that was 20 years and at least 80 pounds ago."
 Amy Housewine: Smoke weed erry die
 Skinr: Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die
 Dresdenkeogh: In memory of those who have puff puff passed
 sparename: Killed by a snub-nosed
 Wooden Spoon: When they do a cremation everyone gets stoned.
 Scoo: Your husband was ugly in life and no better in death
 barfolomew: Steve is dead. A shipping container fell on him. Your bill is past due.
 Zarathustra: Goodbye my lover by James blunt is the background music while we work. Bwahaha
 ignatz: better than Sneaky..
Image 243792   04-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
677
 
 Kaviri: I mean, Great, now what?
 Kaviri: Looks user friendly.
 Spazstatic: I thought this was an air filter at first.
 Telkwa: Open blinds if the band you're in starts playing different tunes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Totally worth the effort
Image 243791   04-22-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
885
 
 glenalec: They're doing a live-action Big Buck Bunny?
 Darmstadtium: Why is that butterfly eating that rabbit's eye?!?
 karmakat: butterfly having a conversation with a very fluffy bunny.
 Yurishiro: Is this from the dictionary under 'cute'?
 mrdiron: That's a weird fluffy dog
 Teechur: Bunnerfly
Image 243790   04-22-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
869
 
 Dresdenkeogh: THATS MY HOODY
 karmakat: I am happy, comfortable so LEAVE ME ALONE!
 illBilliam: Chestburster.jpg
Image 243789   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
923
 
 Kaviri: We named the dog Charlie Brown.
 lecj07: A good pup not stealing any of that.
 Robespierre: Pining
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 karmakat: at this point he will drool so much the BBQ won't stay on.
 mrdiron: same
 barfolomew: He's imagining that this would go well with thos beans.
 Butcherboy: Those pork steaks are cut so uneven. Triggered
Image 243788   04-22-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
191
 
 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 Yurishiro: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 Yurishiro: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 ignatz: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
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