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272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?



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Score:
738
 
 Kaviri: Hi! What's your name? Cool! You know what's weird? I have salmonella on my skin, but you don't. Yet!
 Shay: Put me down you prick.
 Dresdenkeogh: Tiny chomps in 3...2...
 kittylitter: This is turtley awesome
 Robespierre: Halp! Gots send im mine ayes, hoomin - HAAAALP!
 Nothing: Gamera!
 Wooden Spoon: Where are the bands for Shredders knuckle-blade things? Did he take them off for this picture?
Image 243796   04-22-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
1140
 
 Dreforian: Great authors imagined as white people
 Skinr: Great, now I'm imagining Stephen Fry in punk attire. :D
 Robespierre: Oscar WAS Wilder than most
 Christina: This is how to convince punk kids to read.
Image 243795   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
504
 
 McBomalds: 1910--the same year as the Tunguska explosion. Coincidence?
 anonimos: I ve slipped into a tacoma
 Gomi Day: @Prostata you know what to do.
 Prostata: dammit now i want tacos
 Gentleman: @Scoo 1911
 Scoo: That joke was fresh in 1910
Image 243794   04-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
347
 
 Mr Bleak: I always thought naval corvettes were bigger than that.
 wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.
 sergeant: Are you OK Turbo Teen?
 Robespierre: Moral: It's best to spin brodies somewhere that there's no possibility of something as stupid as this happening
 sparename: "Stand by for action! It's time to launch... "
 karmakat: probably works a lot less now MISTAH!
 Mad Collager: This is a corvette destroyer.
 carpwoman: Leeches?
 savvoy: Piranhas? Really expensive shoes?
 Zarathustra: I wish I spent the money on swimming lessons.
Image 243793   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
291
 
 BavidDowie: I know where this is
 Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon
 glenalec: 'Cause we're... Goin' to the Mortuary. Gonna get buuuuuuried.
 lecj07: "I know she wanted to be buried in this dress, but that was 20 years and at least 80 pounds ago."
 Amy Housewine: Smoke weed erry die
 Skinr: Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die
 Dresdenkeogh: In memory of those who have puff puff passed
 sparename: Killed by a snub-nosed
 Wooden Spoon: When they do a cremation everyone gets stoned.
 Scoo: Your husband was ugly in life and no better in death
 barfolomew: Steve is dead. A shipping container fell on him. Your bill is past due.
 Zarathustra: Goodbye my lover by James blunt is the background music while we work. Bwahaha
 Colbo Mundus: better than Sneaky..
Image 243792   04-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
677
 
 Kaviri: I mean, Great, now what?
 Kaviri: Looks user friendly.
 Spazstatic: I thought this was an air filter at first.
 Telkwa: Open blinds if the band you're in starts playing different tunes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Totally worth the effort
Image 243791   04-22-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
908
 
 glenalec: They're doing a live-action Big Buck Bunny?
 Darmstadtium: Why is that butterfly eating that rabbit's eye?!?
 karmakat: butterfly having a conversation with a very fluffy bunny.
 minimum max: Is this from the dictionary under 'cute'?
 mrdiron: That's a weird fluffy dog
 Teechur: Bunnerfly
Image 243790   04-22-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
893
 
 Dresdenkeogh: THATS MY HOODY
 karmakat: I am happy, comfortable so LEAVE ME ALONE!
 illBilliam: Chestburster.jpg
Image 243789   04-22-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
923
 
 Kaviri: We named the dog Charlie Brown.
 lecj07: A good pup not stealing any of that.
 Robespierre: Pining
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 karmakat: at this point he will drool so much the BBQ won't stay on.
 mrdiron: same
 barfolomew: He's imagining that this would go well with thos beans.
 Butcherboy: Those pork steaks are cut so uneven. Triggered
Image 243788   04-22-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
191
 
 ironmaiden: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger
 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)
 Prostata: Mining Buttcoins
 karmakat: I know about possession but THAT'S overboard MISTAH!
 filthylaw: Also it looks like someone just did the same to him.
 charlemagne: we made it through danish customs! hand me the marmite
 itskando: What is that? A phone for ents? It should be at least 3/4s smaller
 Zarathustra: The southern americans believed in grab them by the assy.
 RogueLeader: Subtle
 wolfpk: Classy
 camellia: PDA:Public Display of Assgrabbing
Image 243787   04-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
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