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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

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 Cring Flumongus: @White Rice Yeah, I misspoke. Can't edit my own comments anymore :-p
 Frong Grungus: @sparename who never knew his place, he should get up there's snakes
 Vurt Rempupert: @jazzjunkie but he IS in portrait mode. Landscape, mayhaps?
 Belm Plumple: Sssssssquad
 Himp Gruble: He really should be doing it in portrait mode so he can capture more of the snakes!
 Flerbo Albomple: This was also the perfect selfie for his obituary.
 Dumpo Flumungo: This Charming Man
 Port Rempopert: Got any gamesssss?
 Verb Rempombies: Pwease no selfie
Image 243687   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Vert Albungus
 Merm Brumbies: Victorinox is the real deal!
 Mimpo Grunungo: Wow, it is the official ones. I've only had the knock offs.
 Bampo Rempungo: Unfortunately, you need one to open the packaging of one
 Borb Morpuble: Ah yes, the infamous "knives being sold past airport security" (except this looks a bit more mall-esque, or at least the part of the airport that isnt secured)
Image 243686   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Mong Rempomple
 Rirm Flumongus: (In Borat voice) My Wife!
Image 243685   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Peft Albuble
 Vampo Grunuble: @Not A Bot YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
 Hiple Albumbies: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
 Girt Horpupert: The model for beardo on the right was wearing a fake beard and the artist lacked the imagination to make it look more realistic
Image 243684   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Pift Flungus
 Gampo Plungo: Trouble is, when you count sheeps you tend to fall asleep
 Thawn Brungus: i can't boo a dog
Image 243683   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Jumpo Dampumbies
 Viwn Rempomple: I mean...its pretty high level for a dog?@funny in the wall
 Gengo Grunongo: Its seventh grade math, not quite something that should signify high level of calculation, as the picture seems to imply@jochenau
 Jurbo Flumoble: @VoR It's a furry football.
 Trorb Morpongus: And that's how Dogs round the sheeps
 Jelm Flumple: My dog simply learned the word "go-for-a"
 Hamp Horpopert: @funny in the wall it not math?
 Mamp Plemongo: @tib gubb i guess stupid people think it's "math"
 Cringo Brupert: That's not a dog. Is it a rat?
 Jang Flungus: what does the quadratic formula have to do with this, pupper? get your head in the game!
Image 243682   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Gerb Rempomple
 Voft Brongo: Needed another panel to show the jury doing the Arsenio hooting.
Image 243681   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Paft Drumungus
 Moft Plumple: why yes i certainly will give you both hugs and pets
Image 243680   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Flong Horpomple
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Image 243679   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Helm Grunumple
 Dorm Fluble: Looks like Dan Harmon is finally getting a handle on his alcoholism.
 Flurt Plemumbies: Mark Hammill is derezzing
 Jomp Grunoble: So weird. I mean, who even wears a watch anymore
 Horbo Grumple: new instagram filter - 'the ugly stick'
 Crarb Brungo: You've been Hockneyed
 Thompo Drumuble: I think your Alan Moore's broken
 Frung Plemongus: help
 Purb Grunombies: He's been reading that mad Arab book again.
 Porbo Plombies: Ol Non-euclidean Jim
Image 243678   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Flurb Flumupert
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