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258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.



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10. uncannie: 1544 points
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12. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
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 grizzly: @rip odb @Eleftheros made me do it.
 rip odb: This made me vote rad @grizzly
 grizzly: @Eleftheros they have come for your uncool niece!
 Ulillillia: My favorite part of the ground is it not shaking underneath me
 Eleftheros: @FabricMan and not worrying about visits from the suede denim secret police
 FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water
Image 243629   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
470
 
 Joseph: This is medically untrue, and not funny.
 trelyate: Donald Trump actually believes this. Like, seriously.
 Scoo: Wow, racist
 Astanapan: Pretty sure my car will break down faster if I only ever drive in first gear.
 Mr. Whiskers: We get it, person making joke, the Dr. is meant to be Asian. Between the picture and the fake sentence structure, we get it.
 Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea
 Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.
 ignatz: I was right all along
Image 243628   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
542
 
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Items taste like chicken
 Mr. Whiskers: @Shay The Guy Fieri one is real and flavored with NO-MERCY AWESOME SAUCE!!!
 Shay: (L-R) Bruce Willis, dunno, Carl Winslow, Luis Guzman, Channing Tatum, Guy Fieri
Image 243627   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre True. I was procrastinating on the Saturday crossword puzzle
 fracking: "I'm going to need you to leave the building, sir."
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers is feisty this morning
 Mr. Whiskers: DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?!!?
 fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.
 Shay: *ring ring* Hello...what's that? Oh, really? Okay. *hangs up* George, I need you to do a favor, someone brought this (guy) a defective wheelchair...
Image 243626   04-21-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Get ackee instead
 icloud: Lokkee dokkee
 Telkwa: These after-dinner mints taste kinda rubbery.
 Eleftheros: Fancy square condoms on porcelain plates.
 EH: Okkay
Image 243625   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
667
 
 White Rice: @antipatterns I honestly can't think of anything he did before this that wasn't his wrestling career, unless there was one of those WWE financed movies (but those really shouldn't count). But yeah, his Drax is quite entertaining.
 antipatterns: Dave, you pulled out of a nosedive with this role.
 Telkwa: Leprechauns are tricky - you take your eyes off them for ONE second, and they can transform into anything!
 Robespierre: Prison is rough for some
Image 243624   04-21-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
662
 
 Christina: That was easy. The guy had already passed out.
 White Rice: @antipatterns on that note, there are two things you should look up regarding wrestling, that will both haunt & enrich your being to the core. First, "the most illegal move in the history of wrestling" it's pretty dang illegal. Next, anything with Yoshihiko (specify "wrestler" when searching, otherwise you get info on a politician who happens to enjoy wrestling (but not a politician who IS a masked wrestler, that'd be The Great Sasuke)). These two things will make the above image seem commonplace & dull by comparison.
 Telkwa: Arthur Miller luchador dance studio.
 antipatterns: anything can happen in wrestling, it is a magical world
Image 243623   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
300
 
 Scoo: Burninating the pepperoni!
 Bohab: They forgot to slice your pizza
 FabricMan: Trogdor!
 glenalec: WHERE. IS. MY. PIZZA!
 Amy Housewine: Dragonmeat pizza.
Image 243622   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
527
 
 Teechur: My box only has one side. But it's still my box.
Image 243621   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
649
 
 Not A Bot: That is, I support this bold, deft move [FX: adorns self with white ribbon crushing smaller cone]
 Teechur: Oops. It meant to reflect off your phone and zap you in the eye.
 Sharkface: Yeah, JUST for that.
Image 243620   04-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
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