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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Score:
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 grizzly: @rip odb @Eleftheros made me do it.
 rip odb: This made me vote rad @grizzly
 grizzly: @Eleftheros they have come for your uncool niece!
 Ulillillia: My favorite part of the ground is it not shaking underneath me
 Eleftheros: @FabricMan and not worrying about visits from the suede denim secret police
 FabricMan: My favorite part of summer is having a plentiful supply of fresh water
Image 243629   04-21-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
442
 
 Joseph: This is medically untrue, and not funny.
 trelyate: Donald Trump actually believes this. Like, seriously.
 Scoo: Wow, racist
 Astanapan: Pretty sure my car will break down faster if I only ever drive in first gear.
 Mr. Whiskers: We get it, person making joke, the Dr. is meant to be Asian. Between the picture and the fake sentence structure, we get it.
 Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea
 Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.
 ignatz: I was right all along
Image 243628   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
542
 
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Items taste like chicken
 Mr. Whiskers: @Shay The Guy Fieri one is real and flavored with NO-MERCY AWESOME SAUCE!!!
 Shay: (L-R) Bruce Willis, dunno, Carl Winslow, Luis Guzman, Channing Tatum, Guy Fieri
Image 243627   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre True. I was procrastinating on the Saturday crossword puzzle
 Yurishiro: "I'm going to need you to leave the building, sir."
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers is feisty this morning
 Mr. Whiskers: DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?!!?
 fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.
 Shay: *ring ring* Hello...what's that? Oh, really? Okay. *hangs up* George, I need you to do a favor, someone brought this (guy) a defective wheelchair...
Image 243626   04-21-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Get ackee instead
 Yurishiro: Lokkee dokkee
 Telkwa: These after-dinner mints taste kinda rubbery.
 Eleftheros: Fancy square condoms on porcelain plates.
 EH: Okkay
Image 243625   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
667
 
 White Rice: @antipatterns I honestly can't think of anything he did before this that wasn't his wrestling career, unless there was one of those WWE financed movies (but those really shouldn't count). But yeah, his Drax is quite entertaining.
 antipatterns: Dave, you pulled out of a nosedive with this role.
 Telkwa: Leprechauns are tricky - you take your eyes off them for ONE second, and they can transform into anything!
 Robespierre: Prison is rough for some
Image 243624   04-21-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
662
 
 Christina: That was easy. The guy had already passed out.
 White Rice: @antipatterns on that note, there are two things you should look up regarding wrestling, that will both haunt & enrich your being to the core. First, "the most illegal move in the history of wrestling" it's pretty dang illegal. Next, anything with Yoshihiko (specify "wrestler" when searching, otherwise you get info on a politician who happens to enjoy wrestling (but not a politician who IS a masked wrestler, that'd be The Great Sasuke)). These two things will make the above image seem commonplace & dull by comparison.
 Telkwa: Arthur Miller luchador dance studio.
 antipatterns: anything can happen in wrestling, it is a magical world
Image 243623   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
300
 
 Scoo: Burninating the pepperoni!
 Bohab: They forgot to slice your pizza
 FabricMan: Trogdor!
 glenalec: WHERE. IS. MY. PIZZA!
 Amy Housewine: Dragonmeat pizza.
Image 243622   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: My box only has one side. But it's still my box.
Image 243621   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
649
 
 Not A Bot: That is, I support this bold, deft move [FX: adorns self with white ribbon crushing smaller cone]
 Teechur: Oops. It meant to reflect off your phone and zap you in the eye.
 Yurishiro: Yeah, JUST for that.
Image 243620   04-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
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