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272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though



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 Joseph: This is medically untrue, and not funny.
 trelyate: Donald Trump actually believes this. Like, seriously.
 Scoo: Wow, racist
 Astanapan: Pretty sure my car will break down faster if I only ever drive in first gear.
 Mr. Whiskers: We get it, person making joke, the Dr. is meant to be Asian. Between the picture and the fake sentence structure, we get it.
 Robespierre: Medical Advice of North Korea
 Shay: Basically he's saying eat more McDonalds and make it a large order.
 gulpeg: I was right all along
Image 243628   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
542
 
 Robespierre: Today's Weirdo Items taste like chicken
 Mr. Whiskers: @Shay The Guy Fieri one is real and flavored with NO-MERCY AWESOME SAUCE!!!
 Shay: (L-R) Bruce Willis, dunno, Carl Winslow, Luis Guzman, Channing Tatum, Guy Fieri
Image 243627   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre True. I was procrastinating on the Saturday crossword puzzle
 fracking: "I'm going to need you to leave the building, sir."
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers is feisty this morning
 Mr. Whiskers: DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?!!?
 fanny: his face is at such a weird angle I thought he was a cardboard cut out.
 Shay: *ring ring* Hello...what's that? Oh, really? Okay. *hangs up* George, I need you to do a favor, someone brought this (guy) a defective wheelchair...
Image 243626   04-21-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
281
 
 Robespierre: Get ackee instead
 icloud: Lokkee dokkee
 Telkwa: These after-dinner mints taste kinda rubbery.
 Eleftheros: Fancy square condoms on porcelain plates.
 EH: Okkay
Image 243625   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
667
 
 White Rice: @antipatterns I honestly can't think of anything he did before this that wasn't his wrestling career, unless there was one of those WWE financed movies (but those really shouldn't count). But yeah, his Drax is quite entertaining.
 DerMantis: Dave, you pulled out of a nosedive with this role.
 Telkwa: Leprechauns are tricky - you take your eyes off them for ONE second, and they can transform into anything!
 Robespierre: Prison is rough for some
Image 243624   04-21-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
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 Christina: That was easy. The guy had already passed out.
 White Rice: @antipatterns on that note, there are two things you should look up regarding wrestling, that will both haunt & enrich your being to the core. First, "the most illegal move in the history of wrestling" it's pretty dang illegal. Next, anything with Yoshihiko (specify "wrestler" when searching, otherwise you get info on a politician who happens to enjoy wrestling (but not a politician who IS a masked wrestler, that'd be The Great Sasuke)). These two things will make the above image seem commonplace & dull by comparison.
 Telkwa: Arthur Miller luchador dance studio.
 doindabs: anything can happen in wrestling, it is a magical world
Image 243623   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
300
 
 Scoo: Burninating the pepperoni!
 Bohab: They forgot to slice your pizza
 FabricMan: Trogdor!
 glenalec: WHERE. IS. MY. PIZZA!
 Amy Housewine: Dragonmeat pizza.
Image 243622   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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 Teechur: My box only has one side. But it's still my box.
Image 243621   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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 Not A Bot: That is, I support this bold, deft move [FX: adorns self with white ribbon crushing smaller cone]
 Teechur: Oops. It meant to reflect off your phone and zap you in the eye.
 Sharkface: Yeah, JUST for that.
Image 243620   04-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
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 Robespierre: We get it.
 butt poop: I only vape, bro.
Image 243619   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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