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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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Score:
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 Robespierre: Get ackee instead
 icloud: Lokkee dokkee
 Telkwa: These after-dinner mints taste kinda rubbery.
 Eleftheros: Fancy square condoms on porcelain plates.
 EH: Okkay
Image 243625   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
667
 
 White Rice: @antipatterns I honestly can't think of anything he did before this that wasn't his wrestling career, unless there was one of those WWE financed movies (but those really shouldn't count). But yeah, his Drax is quite entertaining.
 DerMantis: Dave, you pulled out of a nosedive with this role.
 Telkwa: Leprechauns are tricky - you take your eyes off them for ONE second, and they can transform into anything!
 Robespierre: Prison is rough for some
Image 243624   04-21-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
662
 
 Christina: That was easy. The guy had already passed out.
 White Rice: @antipatterns on that note, there are two things you should look up regarding wrestling, that will both haunt & enrich your being to the core. First, "the most illegal move in the history of wrestling" it's pretty dang illegal. Next, anything with Yoshihiko (specify "wrestler" when searching, otherwise you get info on a politician who happens to enjoy wrestling (but not a politician who IS a masked wrestler, that'd be The Great Sasuke)). These two things will make the above image seem commonplace & dull by comparison.
 Telkwa: Arthur Miller luchador dance studio.
 doindabs: anything can happen in wrestling, it is a magical world
Image 243623   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
300
 
 Scoo: Burninating the pepperoni!
 Bohab: They forgot to slice your pizza
 FabricMan: Trogdor!
 glenalec: WHERE. IS. MY. PIZZA!
 Amy Housewine: Dragonmeat pizza.
Image 243622   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
527
 
 Teechur: My box only has one side. But it's still my box.
Image 243621   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
649
 
 Not A Bot: That is, I support this bold, deft move [FX: adorns self with white ribbon crushing smaller cone]
 Teechur: Oops. It meant to reflect off your phone and zap you in the eye.
 Sharkface: Yeah, JUST for that.
Image 243620   04-21-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
295
 
 Robespierre: We get it.
 butt poop: I only vape, bro.
Image 243619   04-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
259
 
 eradicator: @Felicity the old chicken-egg birth date debate
 robford: @Yurishiro Hair loss and a weak jaw make one less confident...Catch-22
 piratepom: Confidence will make your hair and jaw grow
 mom: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant
Image 243618   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
608
 
 savvoy: How green was my valley
 Mr. Shine: "RIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
 Teechur: I would totally jet-ski across that just to hear it echo off the mountains. And then I would build a McDonald's and a Walmart. I don't think I like me today. I should go back to bed and reboot my day.
 WTF: But how's the WiFi?
Image 243617   04-21-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
217
 
 Christina: Monday temperature must be in Rankine scale.
 Mad Collager: From a recent Honolulu weather forecast, apparently.
 Uncle Phil: Explains the only 80% chance of a PM on Sunday.
 Uncle Phil: Explains the only 80% chance of a PM on Sunday.
 Mr. Shine: Monday we gonna die.
 Robespierre: Direct from the appropriately-named Severe Weather Center
 Teechur: Small chance of thermonuclear warheads Sunday evening. Stay inside.
 glenalec: I hate Mondays!
 mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.
Image 243616   04-21-18   Uploaded by    cishet
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