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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. glenalec
5. Mr. Shine
6. Nope
7. Robespierre
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9. Christina
10. WannaBee



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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
259
 
 Yurishiro: @Felicity the old chicken-egg birth date debate
 Felicity: @Yurishiro Hair loss and a weak jaw make one less confident...Catch-22
 Yurishiro: Confidence will make your hair and jaw grow
 Felicity: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant
Image 243618   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
584
 
 savvoy: How green was my valley
 Mr. Shine: "RIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
 Teechur: I would totally jet-ski across that just to hear it echo off the mountains. And then I would build a McDonald's and a Walmart. I don't think I like me today. I should go back to bed and reboot my day.
 WTF: But how's the WiFi?
Image 243617   04-21-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
217
 
 Christina: Monday temperature must be in Rankine scale.
 Mad Collager: From a recent Honolulu weather forecast, apparently.
 Uncle Phil: Explains the only 80% chance of a PM on Sunday.
 Uncle Phil: Explains the only 80% chance of a PM on Sunday.
 Mr. Shine: Monday we gonna die.
 Robespierre: Direct from the appropriately-named Severe Weather Center
 Teechur: Small chance of thermonuclear warheads Sunday evening. Stay inside.
 glenalec: I hate Mondays!
 mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.
Image 243616   04-21-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
181
 
 Not A Bot: Because of the, um, allergies.
 Telkwa: Ol' Granny Smith cracks me up every time.
 Scoo: I wish!
 Teechur: How do you like THEM apples?
Image 243615   04-21-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
710
 
 Not A Bot: mine is named "frank" and he knows everything about me which is great for quick errands and daily hygiene
 Donut: Huskybun
 Teechur: Alluring.....
Image 243614   04-21-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
837
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @john dough @Amy Housewine Is that a ghost?
 Donut: The girl then found a Neil Degrasse Tyson cosplayer and then started humping his leg.
 Robespierre: Fake if real
 john dough: "My cherry blossoms! They are wilting!"
 Teechur: 2D meets 3D
 Amy Housewine: "Smoke bomb!"
 raditzu: MY EYEZZZZZZ!!!1!
Image 243613   04-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Image 243612 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Wolfy21. You have brought shame on us, Wolfy21.
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur I'm not sure I could type coherently and ... um ... drink coffee at the same time. :InnocentWhistle:
 Ulillillia: Compliment; left-handed
 Sadpygmy: Left handed compliment
 Sadpygmy: Left handed compliment
 Sadpygmy: Left handed compliment
 looch: Shift
 looch: Shift Shift
 Teechur: @Teechur *perhaps ;)
 Teechur: This would free up the right hand for, oh, drinking coffee perfaps.
Image 243611   04-21-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
242
 
 Mr. Shine: For sale: motivated seller, must close today!
 charlemagne: step three - flee to brazil
 Amy Housewine: Fine.
Image 243610   04-21-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
265
 
 Gomi Day: good morning, south africa.
 Sadpygmy: Die Antwoord
 antipatterns: The Max Normal days were the best
 Air Biscuit: Hey, its that nice family that adopted chappie.
Image 243609   04-21-18   Uploaded by    zoe
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