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273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 glenalec: I want to be fitter, but they won't let me out to play :-(
 Pegged Lamb: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!
 Shay: Oh hi, I'm suppose to be the daughter of the house, but my unhealthy shape is good enough to have doctors scream I need to lose weight.
Image 243576   04-20-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
699
 
 Air Biscuit: Come and play with me... forever.
 Shay: Oh hi, I'm suppose to be the guard dog, but my cuteness is good enough to have invaders paralyzed.
Image 243575   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
434
 
 well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."
 Nope: I found this statement both true and humorous.
Image 243574   04-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
422
 
 Air Biscuit: "Thanks grandma, this is definitely better than real toys or videogames."
 a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!
 Peach: All I see is rabbit turds
 Nope: @Knice Fuck, literally just thought that. Get out of my brain, Or accept my brain as your own so I may live your life.
 Knice: Chunky Trucks is my dancing name.
Image 243573   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
331
 
 Dreforian: I did nothing unknowingly as a child. I remember....everything.
 Air Biscuit: "Put the pieces into the slot. Make the right selection. Must be quick youre racing the clock... POW!! pop goes the naked man!"
 Knice: @a robot
 Ulillillia: It's the on e play
 a robot: @Knice *silent high five*
 Not A Bot: Rock 'n roll snail
 Knice: I guess I could print out and frame my top AG comment, but it wouldn't be much. #54484
Image 243572   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
815
 
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Image 243571   04-20-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
633
 
 Teechur: Our dog found an Easter egg in the middle of summer. We should have just let her outside and let her keep it.
 Peach: One time my dog found an entire cheeseburger in the woods and I foolishly tried to remove it from her mouth.
 Slerzy: Every time
Image 243570   04-20-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
399
 
 Air Biscuit: A fish a fish a fishy ooOoOooo. I now know where my fish did go...
 Annoying Vegan : Where my parents live, deer are the primary cause of car accidents.
 dangerkeith3000: Oh Sheldon Cooper, you are a laugh and a half!
Image 243569   04-20-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
438
 
 Not A Bot: I think zazzer long established that having any fun is grounds for execution.
 dobbiesdoogs: i have two in a bush, wanna trade?
 Knice: Christ, what a cloaca.
Image 243568   04-20-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
228
 
 mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?
 Mr. Whiskers: It must be cold in there
Image 243567   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
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