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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
186
 
 Robespierre: Resistance is futile
 when so: Instructions unclear- consumed raw cookie dough
 barfolomew: 6. PONDER THE COMMITTEE MEETINGS AND NOTES FROM MANAGEMENT THAT WENT INTO THIS WHIMSICAL PRESENTATION AND BECOME DEPRESSED.
Image 243556   04-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
626
 
 Air Biscuit: At dinner last night, the waiter said because they didnt have the 14oz prime rib i ordered, they would give me a 12oz and a 10oz instead for the same price. I imagine this is a similar feeling.
 wolfpk: Very happy birthday
Image 243555   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
471
 
 Robespierre: Truly striking and soulful
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 243554   04-20-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
586
 
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Image 243553   04-20-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
648
 
 Mr Bleak: Clever kitty!
 Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School
 dangerkeith3000: with 3 s's i guess
 dangerkeith3000: I love smart p u s s s y!
 Christina: Cat is not smiling.
 WTF: What do you call a cat that graduated at the bottom of it's medical school class? Doctor.
 Knice: Magna Cum Floofe
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
Image 243552   04-20-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
363
 
 Air Biscuit: Some kind of rooster beverage i think
 Zarathustra: Sin pastry and Danish sex
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE texcock, but am undecided on Mextails.
 Ulillillia: Dancing name
Image 243551   04-20-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
214
 
 Science: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 dangerkeith3000: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 fanny: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Nope: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
626
 
 Christina: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
 Prostata: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 a robot: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 ChubbyBuddy: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
178
 
 Air Biscuit: Stupid minion maker
 dangerkeith3000: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
220
 
 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 tiffany: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 flying sheep: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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