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273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
471
 
 Robespierre: Truly striking and soulful
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 243554   04-20-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
586
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 243553   04-20-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
648
 
 Mr Bleak: Clever kitty!
 Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School
 dangerkeith3000: with 3 s's i guess
 dangerkeith3000: I love smart p u s s s y!
 Christina: Cat is not smiling.
 WTF: What do you call a cat that graduated at the bottom of it's medical school class? Doctor.
 Knice: Magna Cum Floofe
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
Image 243552   04-20-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
363
 
 Air Biscuit: Some kind of rooster beverage i think
 Zarathustra: Sin pastry and Danish sex
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE texcock, but am undecided on Mextails.
 Ulillillia: Dancing name
Image 243551   04-20-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
214
 
 Science: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 dangerkeith3000: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 fanny: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Nope: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
626
 
 Christina: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
 Prostata: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 a robot: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 ChubbyBuddy: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
178
 
 Air Biscuit: Stupid minion maker
 dangerkeith3000: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
220
 
 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 tiffany: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 flying sheep: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
331
 
 dangerkeith3000: KamenRider
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 jochenau: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
305
 
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 trumpet: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
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