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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Clever kitty!
 Robespierre: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School
 dangerkeith3000: with 3 s's i guess
 dangerkeith3000: I love smart p u s s s y!
 Christina: Cat is not smiling.
 WTF: What do you call a cat that graduated at the bottom of it's medical school class? Doctor.
 Knice: Magna Cum Floofe
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
Image 243552   04-20-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
363
 
 Air Biscuit: Some kind of rooster beverage i think
 Zarathustra: Sin pastry and Danish sex
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE texcock, but am undecided on Mextails.
 Ulillillia: Dancing name
Image 243551   04-20-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
214
 
 Science: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 dangerkeith3000: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 fanny: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Nope: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
626
 
 Christina: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
 Prostata: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 a robot: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 ChubbyBuddy: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
178
 
 Air Biscuit: Stupid minion maker
 dangerkeith3000: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
220
 
 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 tiffany: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 flying sheep: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
331
 
 dangerkeith3000: KamenRider
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 jochenau: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
305
 
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 trumpet: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
267
 
 crunchymush: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 bigbison: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 qazwsx: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
739
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
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