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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
648
 
 Durm Cremupert: Clever kitty!
 Hold Rempumbies: Graduate, Feline Disobedience School
 Rurb Broble: with 3 s's i guess
 Mempo Rempuble: I love smart p u s s s y!
 Jorm Dampungus: Cat is not smiling.
 Malm Cremongus: What do you call a cat that graduated at the bottom of it's medical school class? Doctor.
 Treple Cremomple: Magna Cum Floofe
 Vift Dampoble: That's one smart cat!
Image 243552   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Dold Flumomple
Score:
363
 
 Vewn Plemumbies: Some kind of rooster beverage i think
 Vert Rempupert: Sin pastry and Danish sex
 Gerb Cremumple: I LOVE texcock, but am undecided on Mextails.
 Beple Flumbies: Dancing name
Image 243551   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Dung Brongo
Score:
214
 
 Guld Grunungus: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Thiwn Plemongo: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 Rulm Rempoble: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 Bild Dampongus: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Rilm Cremungus: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Rert Cremongo
Score:
626
 
 Varb Morpumbies: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Heft Plemombies: That's one smart cat!
 Jerb Drumongus: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 Cromp Dampumple: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 Bawn Albombies: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thurbo Flungus
Score:
178
 
 Crirm Rempungo: Stupid minion maker
 Mald Gropert: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Dampo Morpupert
Score:
220
 
 Lown Grunumple: Some sure know how to have fun
 Thampo Plumbies: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 Dempo Dampopert: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 Crulm Flumoble: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 Horbo Brumbies: what the hell
 Flengo Gruble: this is what alex jones actually believes
 Mongo Morpungus: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jirb Morpumbies: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Cralm Dampoble
Score:
331
 
 Hurm Drumongus: KamenRider
 Pimpo Morpumbies: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 Pampo Plungo: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thumpo Horpupert
Score:
305
 
 Gelm Cremungo: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 Hald Grunopert: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 Thirt Morpopert: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 Fleple Plumple: decisions were made
 Port Horpumple: Which Harry Potter?
 Crongo Horpuble: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thoft Drumumbies
Score:
267
 
 Flarm Flumongo: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Vald Dampongus: Ha ha drugs
 Dilm Flongo: that's a long time to have an erection
 Larm Plemomple: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 Jang Dampongo: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Frewn Flongus
Score:
739
 
 Crirm Ploble: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Fleng Bromple: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Palm Plumple: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 Rurb Horpongo: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Thort Gromple: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Luft Plemopert
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