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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 Science: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 dangerkeith3000: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 fanny: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Nope: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
626
 
 Christina: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
 Prostata: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 a robot: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 ChubbyBuddy: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
178
 
 Air Biscuit: Stupid minion maker
 dangerkeith3000: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
220
 
 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 Theta Zero: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 flying sheep: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
331
 
 dangerkeith3000: KamenRider
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 jochenau: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
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 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 trumpet: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
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 crunchymush: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 bigbison: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 qazwsx: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Dorabeetus
 trelyate: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Sandor: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 sparename: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Springbok: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
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 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 jochenau: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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