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249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

249758  Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.

249743  Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.

249746  Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...

249707  White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!

249754  Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.

249743  Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.

249754  barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.

249743  Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."

249745  Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu

249753  Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.

249432  LKoroton: Is he John Goodman? Is it pee?

249751  Yam: @tib gubb Thank you.

249752  tib gubb: i don't know why i find this so funny.

249751  tib gubb: @Yam my condolences

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249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249666 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
214
 
 Science: @Robespierre: He's the FCC chairman, a corporate shill who does not believe in Net Neutrality or any consumer protections. Plus, he has one of the most smugly punchable faces in government.
 Robespierre: Glad I don't know who this guy is
 dangerkeith3000: I don't want to see Pai's face. Hate this.
 fanny: He likes big cups and he can not lie
 Nope: Fuck that guy
Image 243550   04-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
626
 
 Christina: So now we have cats and dogs graduating.
 Mr. Shine: That's one smart cat!
 Prostata: SO FLOOFY! MUST RUFFLE FLOOF!
 a robot: "Was I supposed to have learned something? I wasn't paying attention."
 ChubbyBuddy: they gave me a diploma but i ate most of it already
Image 243549   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
178
 
 Air Biscuit: Stupid minion maker
 dangerkeith3000: "So as you can see from the picture, the G Spot is a centimeter 43 degrees on the x-axis and 3/4 centimeters and 25 degrees inside the z-axis. Simple!
Image 243548   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
220
 
 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 Theta Zero: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 ignatz: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
305
 
 dangerkeith3000: KamenRider
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 jochenau: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
305
 
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 ignatz: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
267
 
 some guy : @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 ignatz: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
739
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 ignatz: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
356
 
 Air Biscuit: Dorabeetus
 trelyate: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Sandor: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 sparename: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Springbok: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
230
 
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 jochenau: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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