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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Robespierre: Some sure know how to have fun
 FabricMan: That website is a horrible repository of madness. It's not even ironically good. Stay away
 E. HONDA: this doesn't look very energy efficient to me
 Theta Zero: That reminds me, when bar codes started being used in stores, it pissed off a lot of hyper-Christian religious groups because the number "666" was standard for some of the early bar codes given the way barcodes are created and read. This lead to said groups banning the use of supermarkets, warning against buying anything with a barcode and training their members how to read them. It looks like now these paranoid groups have found some new arbitrary thing to be afraid of.
 a robot: what the hell
 Prostata: this is what alex jones actually believes
 ignatz: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?
 Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....
Image 243547   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
305
 
 dangerkeith3000: KamenRider
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau "Can't I do anything for FUN?!" --Fire Marshall Bill
 jochenau: So, you got drunk, then started projectile vomiting while giving yourself an enema?
Image 243546   04-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
305
 
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 ignatz: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
267
 
 some guy : @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 ignatz: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
739
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 ignatz: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
356
 
 Air Biscuit: Dorabeetus
 trelyate: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Sandor: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 sparename: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Springbok: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
230
 
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 jochenau: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
463
 
 Mr Bleak: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Felicity: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahah awesome!
 Mr. Shine: #swag #Yolo
 wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
852
 
 Not A Bot: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
 tib gubb: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
264
 
 Ulillillia: That place is haunted af
 Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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