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272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 dangerkeith3000: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 tib gubb: decisions were made
 wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?
 trumpet: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
267
 
 crunchymush: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 bigbison: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 qazwsx: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
739
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
356
 
 Air Biscuit: Dorabeetus
 trelyate: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Sandor: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 sparename: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Springbok: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
255
 
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 jochenau: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
489
 
 Mr Bleak: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Gringos: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahah awesome!
 Mr. Shine: #swag #Yolo
 wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
 tib gubb: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
264
 
 Ulillillia: That place is haunted af
 Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
553
 
 m o l e m a n: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of The Simpsons , but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 dangerkeith3000: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Not A Bot: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 fracking: @jochenau 8,001
 Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 tib gubb: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
228
 
 Mr Bleak: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 The Turks: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Air Biscuit: Musical.
 Sandor: Mayo Clinic
 Warrax: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Robespierre: Danny Thomas, eh?
 ChubbyBuddy: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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