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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Lungo Dampungo: @dangerkeith3000 You answered your own question: Any Harry Potter, in horrible quality.
 Rorm Drumupert: What Harry Potter would fit on one VHS. I mean SLP gives you 4 hours but the quality is horrible!!!
 Hempo Horpopert: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy
 Thorbo Flumungus: decisions were made
 Vumpo Dampuble: Which Harry Potter?
 Flewn Albungo: Not a Harry Potter fan but who would watch the Pope's funeral more than once..
Image 243545   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vople Flumumbies
Score:
267
 
 Bump Rempopert: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Vompo Morpongus: Ha ha drugs
 Holm Plemopert: that's a long time to have an erection
 Frampo Gromple: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 Friple Albupert: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Treple Drumongus
Score:
739
 
 Geld Plemuble: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Frift Grunombies: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Lempo Grunongo: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 Mong Flongo: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Gald Drumungus: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Rump Plumple
Score:
356
 
 Hango Plemombies: Dorabeetus
 Thing Brumbies: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Flirb Brungus: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 Thang Drumomple: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Jilm Horpongo: I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Lawn Albopert: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Flompo Horpumbies
Score:
255
 
 Reple Morpungo: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Frimp Dampopert: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 Trople Groble: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Gango Drumumbies: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 Creld Morpuble: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Trurm Gropert: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thild Albuble
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489
 
 Ringo Dampomple: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Japle Rempungo: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 Pilm Flumumple: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 Dolm Cremuble: Hahahah awesome!
 Hirb Horpungo: #swag #Yolo
 Flewn Grumbies: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Barm Plomple: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Trart Drumungus
Score:
852
 
 Treld Horpupert: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Thorm Brombies: I bet he likes Oreos.
 Hamp Grunuble: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Gumpo Morpombies
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 Trurb Albupert: That place is haunted af
 Pamp Horpombies: Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thiwn Pluble
Score:
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 Thumpo Flumungus: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of The Simpsons , but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 Gurm Groble: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Juft Horpungo: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 Bumpo Horpoble: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 Trongo Flumumbies: @jochenau 8,001
 Mingo Dampupert: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 Mump Dampumbies: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 Julm Flumongus: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bimpo Flumumple
Score:
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 Lempo Flumungo: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 Durm Drumombies: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Rongo Gromple: Musical.
 Vold Morpumbies: Mayo Clinic
 Jarb Bromple: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Dold Flumongo: Danny Thomas, eh?
 Vomp Cremopert: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Dump Drumumple
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