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269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"



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Score:
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 crunchymush: @OldKentuckyShark ...or ketamine
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha drugs
 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
 bigbison: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
 qazwsx: This is a sex thing isn't it?
Image 243544   04-20-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
739
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mad Collager fascinating.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.
 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Nothing can burn the skin around my eyes..
Image 243543   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
356
 
 Air Biscuit: Dorabeetus
 trelyate: well that is just a-Dora-ball
 Sandor: I wash myself with Map on a stick
 sparename: As @Scoo said on #118299 it's Dora the Exploder
 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
 Springbok: Too many churros
Image 243542   04-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
255
 
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Or she. Or IT. One never knows on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Actually, the word is "Schimmel". I have no idea what the etymology of that one is. Most definitions have to do with mold or mildew, but only one is an equestrian term. There's at least one native German speaker on this site, maybe he can help.
 jochenau: @Mad Collager I was wondering what kind of crazy metaphorical usage led to "weisses Pferd" meaning "mildew" until I realized it was like the specialized nouns we use for different horse colors in English.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
Image 243541   04-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
489
 
 Mr Bleak: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Gringos: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahah awesome!
 Mr. Shine: #swag #Yolo
 wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
852
 
 Not A Bot: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
 tib gubb: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
264
 
 Ulillillia: That place is haunted af
 Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
553
 
 m o l e m a n: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of The Simpsons , but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 dangerkeith3000: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Not A Bot: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 fracking: @jochenau 8,001
 Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 tib gubb: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
228
 
 Mr Bleak: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 The Turks: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Air Biscuit: Musical.
 Sandor: Mayo Clinic
 Warrax: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Robespierre: Danny Thomas, eh?
 ChubbyBuddy: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
328
 
 raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.
 Ulillillia: Doggo not impressed by cropping skills
 Zarathustra: Only one female canine in this house, its either me or her.
 Not A Bot: There will be enough booty for all of us
Image 243535   04-20-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
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