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249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

249167  jazzjunkie: I typed in the name of your business, and it says you might have network connectivity problems.

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249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Felicity: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahah awesome!
 Mr. Shine: #swag #Yolo
 wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
852
 
 Not A Bot: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
 tib gubb: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
264
 
 Ulillillia: That place is haunted af
 Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
525
 
 Felicity: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of /The Simpsons/, but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 dangerkeith3000: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Not A Bot: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001
 Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 tib gubb: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
228
 
 Mr Bleak: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 WannaBee: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Air Biscuit: Musical.
 Sandor: Mayo Clinic
 Warrax: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Robespierre: Danny Thomas, eh?
 ChubbyBuddy: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
328
 
 raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.
 Ulillillia: Doggo not impressed by cropping skills
 Zarathustra: Only one female canine in this house, its either me or her.
 Not A Bot: There will be enough booty for all of us
Image 243535   04-20-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
758
 
 Felicity: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Kikari: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Felicity: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don*t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Teechur: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Teechur: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Teechur: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 fanny: whats going on I cant stand it
 fanny: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 fanny: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Ulillillia: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
642
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Himesama: Battle Toads
 funny in the wall: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 tib gubb: roll for initiative
 Robespierre: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 ChubbyBuddy: Fight Frogs
 Kirtov: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: Now let's kill da bitch!
 tib gubb: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
436
 
 Felicity: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Mr. Shine: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    realjon
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