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263144  Robespierre: No Sino-name-shaming, please

263149  Robespierre: Dunt uze dot tone wis mee, hyoomin - it hertz mye eerz

263150  Robespierre: Pouncing detected

263157  Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet

263159  Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

263247  werterland: Yeah, ratings buttons are messed up lol. I accidentally hit BAD, and in a moment of panic I hit RAD, and it changed the score both times and both buttons are grayed out.

263259  tacticaljay: This is awesome! Wheres this at?

263171  Robespierre: Now, get it tattooed on your forehead

263192  Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263197  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan @Mexico May I come onboard?

263202  Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263208  Robespierre: Annoyance ears

263215  Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263216  Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.

263245  FabricMan: The garden hose mists couscous on the flowerbed. Your shower head has a rigatoni setting. You power wash the siding with tagliatelle. And there's a scandal in your city when the police use taglierini on peaceful protesters.

263229  Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263234  Robespierre: Now, select all images with da Moom

263238  Robespierre: Pitifulness of North Korea

263239  Robespierre: Toil and trouble

263236  Passive: I think I'll draw some cat nipples. -Artist

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1. addend
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. Mr Bleak
9. Nope
10. Whatever



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262885 Prostata: I want to believe

263229 Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263070 wolfpk: *and blows



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lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (808 points)
Troll uploaded 262753 (757 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (756 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
Muncharito Beanworld uploaded 262851 (734 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (723 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)
MikeWhiskey uploaded 262846 (707 points)


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 5. Side Boob: 1982 points
 6. kittylitter: 1851 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1582 points
 8. aristocat: 1523 points
 9. Scoo: 1496 points
10. claphands: 1443 points
11. a robot: 1420 points
12. piratepom: 1415 points
13. Punt Numbles: 1405 points
14. elmstreet: 1322 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
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Score:
489
 
 Mr Bleak: So ... Elf on the Shelf CAN be bribed. Interesting...
 Gringos: Go Lords Go Lords Go
 raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahah awesome!
 Mr. Shine: #swag #Yolo
 wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.
 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
Image 243540   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
852
 
 Not A Bot: Sorryy weapons crafting skills in Fallout are not what one would call "great".
 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
 tib gubb: here to remind you of the importance of play time
Image 243539   04-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
264
 
 Ulillillia: That place is haunted af
 Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens
Image 243538   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
553
 
 m o l e m a n: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of The Simpsons , but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 dangerkeith3000: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Not A Bot: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 fracking: @jochenau 8,001
 Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 tib gubb: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
228
 
 Mr Bleak: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 The Turks: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Air Biscuit: Musical.
 Sandor: Mayo Clinic
 Warrax: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Robespierre: Danny Thomas, eh?
 ChubbyBuddy: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
328
 
 raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.
 Ulillillia: Doggo not impressed by cropping skills
 Zarathustra: Only one female canine in this house, its either me or her.
 Not A Bot: There will be enough booty for all of us
Image 243535   04-20-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
784
 
 fishing: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Kikari: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 fanny: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Messed Up Dog: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Teechur: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Teechur: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Teechur: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Teechur: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 fanny: whats going on I cant stand it
 fanny: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 fanny: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Ulillillia: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
642
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Himesama: Battle Toads
 funny in the wall: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 tib gubb: roll for initiative
 Robespierre: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 ChubbyBuddy: Fight Frogs
 Kirtov: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
321
 
 dangerkeith3000: Now let's kill da bitch!
 tib gubb: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
436
 
 nerdhulk: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Mr. Shine: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    realjon
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