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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
553
 
 Triwn Albungo: Surprisingly, this joke showed up on an episode of The Simpsons , but as an orphaned punchline. We cut to Krusty at the end of a performance outside a store opening, just as he says: So the husband says, Who paid you the nickel? And the wife says, Everybody! The crowd looks offended and Krusty leaves
 Parb Plemungus: I remember this same meme from 7 years ago.
 Harm Dampopert: Tease me with that fake mouse one more time... c'mon, ONE more fuggin time...
 Limpo Bropert: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.
 Peple Plombies: @jochenau 8,001
 Burt Grunumbies: @jochenau Literally 8,001
 Frungo Horpumbies: That's like...8,000 dicks.
 Hown Plemupert: facebook level - drinking buddy
Image 243537   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Trarm Albombies
Score:
228
 
 Fluwn Horpumple: In a flood, that's Sinko de Mayo.
 Thamp Gromple: @Warrax haha eww. It would be beneficial for your hair though.
 Rift Plumple: Musical.
 Rolm Horpungus: Mayo Clinic
 Jewn Plemopert: Now I'm thinking about what it would feel like to just roll around in all that mayonnaise.
 Flompo Plumple: Danny Thomas, eh?
 Muft Dampuble: Hey can you get more mayonaise on your way home
Image 243536   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crert Flumumple
Score:
328
 
 Rang Plomple: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.
 Limpo Brupert: Doggo not impressed by cropping skills
 Gimp Rempungus: Only one female canine in this house, its either me or her.
 Milm Flumomple: There will be enough booty for all of us
Image 243535   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thimp Horpongo
Score:
784
 
 Theft Cremungo: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Darbo Cremungo: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Rarm Drumombies: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 Thompo Plumbies: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Flalm Plungo: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Lalm Horpumple: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 Frurt Grombies: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 Rong Albuble: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Crolm Plemomple: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Trown Rempuble: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Rown Alboble: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Flert Flumungo: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 Thown Cremoble: whats going on I cant stand it
 Momp Morpumbies: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 Buld Albongus: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Geng Horpumbies: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 Lirb Morpuble: CATS ARE NICE.
 Mongo Grongus: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Mewn Grunongo
Score:
642
 
 Thung Grombies: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Lung Albomple: Battle Toads
 Flalm Grupert: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 Lemp Drumupert: roll for initiative
 Remp Flumbies: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 Juld Horpongus: Fight Frogs
 Guft Albomple: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Hurbo Brungo
Score:
321
 
 Pompo Flumombies: Now let's kill da bitch!
 Mump Flumungus: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Trang Brungus
Score:
436
 
 Crilm Dampumbies: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Tring Flumumple: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 Vift Grunopert: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Gump Flumomple
Score:
892
 
 Leple Dampungus: Felines are pleasant.
 Flople Horpumbies: My girlfriend is 23 and I am 24....
 Frewn Albumple: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, sir.
 Flemp Flumombies: I LOVE CATS (welcome back @BILL DOOR!)
 Thorm Horpumple: A NICE HEART.
Image 243530   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crople Brungo
Score:
374
 
 Crold Drumumbies: @jochenau I'm doing this on a Chinese Win10 tablet with a nice 12" hi-res display, and it works really well. The on screen keyboard takes up too much screen in landscape, but apart from heavy duty games it really is excellent.
 Trango Cremongo: Star Trek is always ahead of the curve.
 Lang Morpoble: Apple is Xerox technology at its best.
 Barm Plungus: People who willingly use Microsoft products are hilariously buthurt sometimes
 Thewn Flupert: Windows is bad enough without being on a tiny computer with an awkward control scheme.
Image 243529   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Hompo Cremongus
Image 243528 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
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