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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
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 Bung Flombies: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.
 Heple Plopert: Doggo not impressed by cropping skills
 Lumpo Flongus: Only one female canine in this house, its either me or her.
 Trong Brungus: There will be enough booty for all of us
Image 243535   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crirt Gromple
Score:
784
 
 Biple Rempongus: @Kikari YW. :-) Postscript: I think credit for the asterisk idea goes to @WannaBee
 Crong Rempumple: THANK YOU SO MUCH, I have been wondering why this was happening to me for ages and now I know! I*m very happy to know I am not insane.@Felicity
 Lirbo Morpungus: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.
 Vaple Albongus: @Felicity ah thanks for the explanation! And damn nazis, always ruining things.
 Jompo Gropert: @fanny @Teechur You must use directed (curly) apostrophes, like I do. Those get edited out by friendly spaceship. I asked once and the mod said that people were using the extra glyphs to make Nazi art, so the site no longer allows the extra characters. Someone here--I forget who--had the bright idea to use asterisks as apostrophes (e.g. don t). I like that better than using non-directed (straight) apostrophes, which offend me aesthetically
 Flerb Plungus: @fanny I understand! I'm one of those nerds who texts in complete sentences with proper punctuation. Good luck! I'm an Android user. Maybe one of the Aggronauts here has an idea to try?
 Gung Drumumple: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.
 Jirt Plemopert: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )
 Himp Rempongo: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?
 Hald Plemoble: @fanny I wasn't swearing, just seeing which characters work. :D
 Hong Dampumple: @fanny Hmmm.... !@#$%&*()'"? just for good measure....
 Daple Brungus: @fanny Let me see if I've lost them....
 Dald Grunuble: whats going on I cant stand it
 Framp Morpongus: @fanny ok unrelated. I keep loosing my apostrophes. I know i type them, I cant even edit them back it. ugh.
 Fromp Morpopert: @BILL DOOR THANK GOODNESS YOURE BACK!! Id almost forgotten why I liked cats :)
 Barbo Horpungo: vvv Now that's what I'm talkin' about
 Tharb Dampuble: CATS ARE NICE.
 Crongo Albumbies: the kitty is watching and sees all
Image 243534   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Rimp Dampomple
Score:
642
 
 Jang Pluble: @Himesama Damn! Beat me to it!
 Gurt Drumungo: Battle Toads
 Trang Grungus: Pubescent frogs of invisible war
 Huld Dampongo: roll for initiative
 Flingo Rempumbies: Iz deez amphlibibious?
 Thump Brongo: Fight Frogs
 Thorb Rempoble: "It is decided then, the usurper toad must die. For frog freedom!"
Image 243533   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Lurm Plupert
Score:
321
 
 Gango Flumoble: Now let's kill da bitch!
 Hango Rempoble: aww, kinda gets me right *here*
Image 243532   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Polm Flumongo
Score:
436
 
 Harm Flombies: Well, according to Michael Douglas...
 Bump Cremungo: Why not ask the nurses in the assisted care home you both live in?
 Jarm Grongo: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.
Image 243531   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Jeple Brungus
Score:
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 Crimp Albupert: Felines are pleasant.
 Dilm Albuble: My girlfriend is 23 and I am 24....
 Harm Grupert: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, sir.
 Marbo Ploble: I LOVE CATS (welcome back @BILL DOOR!)
 Vorbo Dampomple: A NICE HEART.
Image 243530   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Lorbo Cremombies
Score:
374
 
 Flolm Albombies: @jochenau I'm doing this on a Chinese Win10 tablet with a nice 12" hi-res display, and it works really well. The on screen keyboard takes up too much screen in landscape, but apart from heavy duty games it really is excellent.
 Rorm Morpoble: Star Trek is always ahead of the curve.
 Jerm Albopert: Apple is Xerox technology at its best.
 Theple Plemoble: People who willingly use Microsoft products are hilariously buthurt sometimes
 Thurb Cremopert: Windows is bad enough without being on a tiny computer with an awkward control scheme.
Image 243529   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Truple Grupert
Image 243528 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
Score:
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 Boft Albopert: *fascism intensifies*
 Crongo Morpupert: Stop drinking.
 Thempo Horpoble: Yeah thats me before I start drinking and it only gets worse from there
 Hang Grunongus: Accommodate ... yeah, I could settle down and not raise a family in that
Image 243527   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Treft Gromple
Score:
680
 
 Huft Flumungus: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.
 Deld Dampongus: Might be mold
 Peng Grumple: Doggo*s portrait #243554
 Mart Grumple: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.
 Peng Brumbies: [declares fascism]
 Gild Drumungus: I might have sniffed some coke. Might have.
 Bift Grunopert: Snow dog
Image 243526   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Frald Plemuble
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