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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Thurb Plupert: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.
 Mald Plumple: Might be mold
 Fliwn Drumombies: Doggo*s portrait #243554
 Herb Dampombies: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.
 Crumpo Morpongus: [declares fascism]
 Treple Cremungo: I might have sniffed some coke. Might have.
 Crongo Cremomple: Snow dog
Image 243526   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Ramp Horpombies
 Frong Flumungus: Boop boop boop boop boop, boo boop-boop-boop
 Frurt Horpungus:
 Flongo Plemuble: *rads*
 Gemp Plemumbies: goddamnit.
 Limp Flumumbies: RIP Miiverse
 Crirbo Rempongo: fed up with ernie's tomfoolery, bert slips him a hallucinagenic cocktail
 Fruwn Plomple: get schwiifty
Image 243525   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Bongo Plongus
 Jumpo Flumumbies: Unknown soldier?
 Hump Cremungus: Karma +10
Image 243524   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Traft Plupert
 Thong Drumumple: @RiderFan I don t know if I agree with that, but I will say that Ghostbusters 2 has one thing in it that will make me love it forever: Janine and Louis falling in love
 Gimp Flumopert: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?
 Lewn Brumple: Ghost Busters 2 was better than 1. Them's the breaks.
 Lorm Morpungo: I, Vigo, Sourge of Filth, Sorrow of Mildew, command you: bring me a dustpan, so that I may clean again!
 Pulm Flumupert: Vigo the custodian
 Veft Gromple: Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy, and last but not least - Vigo the Tidy
 Mamp Flumoble: @OldKentuckyShark it's a living.
 Vong Horpongus: Vigo the Carpathian took a day job as Vigo the janitor?
Image 243523   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Thingo Cremongus
 Purb Albungo: I think she was in Clerks.
 Jold Dampopert: She's a brick . . . . . HOWSE!
 Trarm Grumbies: That shirt is clearly yellow and purple
 Vamp Morpungo: Cool zebra shirt
 Rurb Flumongo: Her name is Moire
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 Pople Flongus: *cello strings slidy-down sound*
 Jurb Flongo: They bring eaves-dropping to a whole new level.
 Crople Grunumple: That is oddly satisfying...
 Reft Grunumbies: Where is my surfboard?
 Frump Fluble: roof glacier
 Vompo Plumple: Tubular!
Image 243521   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Treft Plungus
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 Leng Grunumbies: Don't click
 Thengo Cremungo: Try to catch your breath when you
 Gorb Drumongus: Can you smell what The Shovel is shovelin'?
Image 243520   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Gerb Cremumple
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 Gimp Plongo: Mitch McConnell's cat
 Mort Drumuble: @Robespierre It'll do!
 Thorm Drumumbies: @kornisjon I broke my mouse radding it - hard enough?
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 Frongo Brumple: Is he hitting on the Doctor?
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 Part Flumoble: That puppet is relatively small.
 Crown Drumongo: E=me2 (Einstein=me squared)
 Crawn Plumple: And that man's name? Albert Einstein.
Image 243518   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Burbo Grunungo
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