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248679  grizzly: One million ants

248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
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Score:
331
 
 Felicity: # Black Jesus! #
 Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.
 Shay: I thought Jesus was an Aleutian.
 UltraBeverly: My opinion is unwanted.
Image 243508   04-20-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
845
 
 Felicity: The meerkats have been giving her Renee Zellweger lessons
 FireBreathingMarmot: Four signs you've been sitting too long.
 Mad Collager: The meer the merrier.
 Robespierre: Tonight, on "Merely Meercats", ...
 fanny: Super RAD for an Irwin :)
 Teechur: Sufficient amount of meerkats.
Image 243507   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
302
 
 Felicity: I*m going to make my new catchphrase be: I wish I looked like her
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Needs less clothing.
 Robespierre: Van der Graaf hair day
 Teechur: Needs more meerkats.
Image 243506   04-20-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
712
 
 Mr. Shine: We were never allowed to go there because it was too freaking expensive! I miss Kay-Bee.
 raditzu: Almost like PARTY CANNON
 wolfpk: Toy R Us fifteen years ago: Sell toys on the internet! Are you stupid!? The internet is just a fad!
 Teechur: Hey! That's the one by my house! With the backwards R and the big empty parking lot and everything!
 dangerkeith3000: KoRn
 Zarathustra: Toys were USSR
 Mr. Whiskers: Grow up or not, you cant be a Toys R Us kid
 fanny: this is SAD
Image 243505   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
434
 
 tib gubb: there's two kinds of churches - churches where they know what stuff like this actually means, and ones where they don't
 sparename: The Sun headline:- "My Messiah Made Me Moist!"
 dangerkeith3000: #243508
 Mr. Whiskers: With his abs, its not hard
 FabricMan: Oogling the Salvadorian pool boy, are we?
 Sadbot: Methodists party
Image 243504   04-20-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
700
 
 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!
 tib gubb: indiana jones and the death star? i mean i get the george lucas theme, but it doesn't really make a lot of sense
 sparename: @Sadbot As long as he remembers to take new beers from alternate sides to maintain balance
 raditzu: they see me rollin'...
 PenguinBartender: I'm just imagining his grumpy expression under there based on on his hands in his pockets.
 Sadbot: Room enough for snacks and a mini bar in there
 VoR: He thought Dwayne Johnson
 Warrax: Finally a costume for my body type.
 Urn BooUrn: She seems fun.
Image 243503   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
680
 
 Mad Collager: The red light did it!
 trelyate: this isn't catnip!
 glenalec: Okay, that was a bit more than I intended to happen!
 Robespierre: Whoa ... THAT was loud.
 Yurishiro: "You...you are here finally...the dog..the dog went crazy!!!Here I have a brief PowerPoint presentation about what he did that I didn't."
 Side Boob: Oh shit!
Image 243502   04-20-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sad.
 XLY: the cake is a lie
 jochenau: @Zarathustra I noticed, but I found the combination of little girl apps and adult hookup app difficult to make a good comment about without venturing into unpleasant territory.
 barfolomew: Single parent dot jpeg
 KingTrebek: One of these things is not like the other...
 Zarathustra: Nobody noticed tinder?
 jochenau: I have no idea how little girls could possibly become obsessed with beauty standards.
 Warrax: Psh. Back in my day, ambulance kid racing was real shit. Not a fucking game.
 Yurishiro: The apps chuck norris installed will shock you
Image 243501   04-20-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
475
 
 glenalec: @VoR - Not to mention all the poor dead beneficial bacteria taken out by the indiscriminate friendly fire!
 UltraBeverly: You want MSRA? Because this is how you get MSRA!
 Uncle Phil: Yeah, that message is a mutation that resists disinfectants.
 VoR: Poor strains of potentially fatal bacteria
 Yurishiro: Poor germs :(
Image 243500   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
240
 
 Sadbot: I also carry the potential to become Metal Gear REX, guess which one I'm working towards
 VoR: I am being!
 Astanapan: BUT THE potential IS SMALL
 Yurishiro: You carrey, jim.
 dangerkeith3000: Thanks, Inspirobot!
 Side Boob: You also carry the potential to be a real asshat. Choose wisely.
Image 243499   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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