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269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
1040
 
 sparename: He looks like Bishop Brennan.. "Watch out fer yer arse..."
 dangerkeith3000: He looks like a kid whose mom made him go play with the stinky kid next door.
 Shay: He doesn't use entertaining forks when Trump comes to visit.
 WTF: Same
Image 243477   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
659
 
 XLY: what is this a wikihow for?
 tib gubb: jesus christ you scared that kid off of his hands
 Shay: Every damn year? You would think Social Services would have arrived awhile ago.
 Zarathustra: We have ata-turkey for dinner.
 Prefuse: "Please get your balls off the dinner plate now though thanks. Also I think my brother disintegrated."
 Side Boob: Jive turkey :(
Image 243476   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
781
 
 cenecia: Now you're borking with portals.
 Zarathustra: Universe.exe has stopped working.
 dangerkeith3000: And for my next trick...
 kate2point0: [comedy whistle sound]
Image 243475   04-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
635
 
 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.
 Joseph: All hail benis
 Otterman: Ooo! Let me try another: Havebenis
 Otterman: Short for Benjaminis
 Ulillillia: Bepis
 VoR: What is Ben?!?!
 Mad Collager: Be yourself, unless you can be Nis. In that case be Nis.
 Teechur: Red eyes. Must be 4/20
 Mr. Butt: B@Knice
 Zarathustra: Be nice.
 dangerkeith3000: Elaine Benis.
 whiplash: Is she holding an invisible giant benis?
Image 243474   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
697
 
 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab
 Not A Bot: My bladder's full and that's no bull!
 Zarathustra: Plot twist, Scotland IS the loch ness monster.
 Largehand: @Ulillillia @kshoxx I thought it was a lighthouse.
 Ulillillia: @kshoxx Hilton Head Island
 Not A Bot: Better if rotate.
 kshoxx: I particularly like the little house out on the head.
 morrissey: Great a'tuin, cousin
 MabelSyrup: It's Pliocene all the way down
Image 243473   04-20-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
472
 
 Gomi Day: i want pink robot's shirt. i want it desperately.
 Science: Which one shoves the bread down their throats?
 Robespierre: The 80s called - they want their fashion sense back
 Troll: @a robot ok you can have this as birthday party #241732
 a robot: @Yurishiro *sad beep*
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @a robot YOU WISH
 Side Boob: Beep boop
 a robot: Quit posting pictures of my birthday party!
 Zarathustra: We really got pro at making humanoid.
Image 243472   04-20-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
678
 
 tib gubb: this is where memes are created
 Ulillillia: Five Nights at Mickey's
 myrealname: @Shay SCP-511 maybe?
 Mad Collager: Deleted scene from The Blair Bitch Project.
 looch: Cursed
 Shay: Mickey is now a part of SCP.
 dangerkeith3000: In Soviet Russia, Micky Mouse watch YOU!
 Scoo: Just an average Russian daycare, nothing to see here
 Zarathustra: That's the mouse in the basement they've been talking about.
Image 243471   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
479
 
 kornisjon: Jeez, don't give away all the details. Anyone could say that they're theirs!
 VeeKay: aff u ot my falfe teef?
 Mr. Whiskers: I usually only lose my volume control around gin
 Scoo: Again?
Image 243470   04-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
441
 
 trelyate: the last thing you see before you die
 Otterman: Found its lost teeth near the gin
 xylophone: Hey kid, want to shear me? I'll let you shear me for some grilled cheese.
 ironmaiden: I didn*t know Lamb Chop*s Play Along was still on.
 when so: Emil's feeling a bit sheepish
Image 243469   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
453
 
 when so: @Robespierre It's not like I said that you shouldn't
 Robespierre: @when so Oh, so you're really a PSA, eh?
 Robespierre: @Scoo Must have given it a solid key to make that happen
 dangerkeith3000: Tweet that to Gordon Ramsey.
 Scoo: I'm impressed you got the batter to stick so well
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
 when so: Be careful when deep-frying plastic- it can melt
 Off Topic: Pretty sure that's a Gundam.
Image 243468   04-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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