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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
313
 
 Felicity: Caution--A Hyphen Is Not an Em-Dash
 UltraBeverly: I don't know if I'm supposed to bang them or eat them? Can I do both?
 Robespierre: Something something Clinton Foundation
 tib gubb: this seems like it should be illegal
 Yurishiro: Not untrue
 Ulillillia: Welcome to Reddit
 dangerkeith3000: Punctuation is important, pedo-bar and grill.
Image 243417   04-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
236
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Annoying Vegan They should also like you vote 'sad'.
 Annoying Vegan : @dangerkeith3000 @Dr Awkward There is also a singles bar on this street where you vote people rad or bad called Aggro Dater
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Haha, great minds...
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I guess you've never been to the butcher store next door... Instaham?
 dangerkeith3000: And get Instagram pics developed at the Photo Shop.
 Annoying Vegan : A few doors down, there is an optometrist called WinkedIn
Image 243416   04-19-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
603
 
 Slerzy: Harebook
 Yurishiro: I hope this little buddy is ok
Image 243415   04-19-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
576
 
 dangerkeith3000: That workout guy would not be saying that unless he is forced to be that huge.
 Telkwa: First world problems...
 Zaxxoff: @Nope I wish my proctologist had smaller fingers
 Nope: I wish I had a smaller penis
Image 243414   04-19-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
446
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 243413   04-19-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
524
 
 raditzu: From the left: Dracula-bat, Gangsta-bat and I-don't-give-a-shit-bat
 Knice: Bat-Street's back ALL RIGHT!!
 Scoo: They 'bout to drop the hottest ultrasonic mix tape
 wolfpk: Yo, middle bat!
 dangerkeith3000: TLC is back.
 Telkwa: So that explains those occasional strains of house music thumping through my ceiling.
 Warrax: I am Manbat.
 Lantry: hottest rap album of the early 2000s
Image 243412   04-19-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
124
 
 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.
 Sadbot: You expect to court gamer women with that pathetic Gamerscore?! Try joining the 15k club and try again, scrub!
 Yurishiro: I met my girlfriend on world of warcraft 8 years ago. This is not how you do it xD.
 DrinkMixMan: you lost me at "'tis"
 jochenau: I didn't realize they had Tinder for XBOX now.
 dangerkeith3000: 'tis !
 Mr. Butt: I just cringed so hard I lactated.
 Felicity: Awkward, but he means well
 tib gubb: i'm sure you will be, brian. i'm sure you will be.
 Scoo: Creepy
 itskando: Kif sigh
 Ulillillia: Zone: Friend
Image 243411   04-19-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
306
 
 kornisjon: Kids nowadays and their brand loyalty.
 raditzu: LADA - withstanding abuse since 1970.
 Terrh: A.D.I.D.A.S. - School was a LONG time ago now...
 dangerkeith3000: what
Image 243410   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
586
 
 Robespierre: Try ropin' 'im
 Felicity: Cat Rodeo
 wolfpk: Bad kitty!!
 WannaBee: Expecto Patronum!
Image 243409   04-19-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
695
 
 Felicity: I just read a disturbing science fiction story called /The Lurking Duck/
 Robespierre: Jest a peench a'tween yer cheek an' gum...
 Yurishiro: *O*
 tib gubb: this is the visage of fear
 itskando: Expecto poultronum
Image 243408   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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