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273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

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1. Air Biscuit
2. tib gubb
3. addend
4. Teechur
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
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 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
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 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
695
 
 In The Pocket: I just read a disturbing science fiction story called The Lurking Duck
 Robespierre: Jest a peench a'tween yer cheek an' gum...
 firesoup: *O*
 tib gubb: this is the visage of fear
 itskando: Expecto poultronum
Image 243408   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
618
 
 Telkwa: Meanwhile, at the 420 day celebration...
 Nope: I enjoy this image
Image 243407   04-19-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
609
 
 Telkwa: Cheer this pooch up - turn on the jacuzzi jets!
 itskando: She turned me into a cute! ... I'll get betuh..
Image 243406   04-19-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
533
 
 Mr Bleak: I am Spartacus, and I'm not on it either.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Keep your rules off of my filthy body.
 jochenau: Call me a bigot if you want, but I'm not using any toilet a teletubby's been on.
 dangerkeith3000: I am Batman.
 Springbok: @Warrax Well, you're kind of an ass
 Scoo: Or wash your hooves, whatever
 Warrax: I am not on this.
Image 243405   04-19-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
476
 
 Robespierre: Sounds logical
 violentwrath: And you can't make us
 dangerkeith3000: true
 tib gubb: gets me every time
 Warrax: Whatever you did, undo.
 Scoo: If it's in stock, we have it!
 Ulillillia: Whatever you do, don't
Image 243404   04-19-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
419
 
 dangerkeith3000: Bowties are cool.
 Scoo: Some typecasting can just never be escaped
Image 243403   04-19-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
514
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Thanks!
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a apple in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh...it's your wiener.
 i peed a lil: April O Neil s favourite pizza (if you don t believe it, watch the end of the first episode, Turtle Tracks)
 Psymon: (This joke was removed for being inappropriate)
 WTF: Thanks Monsanto!
 BavidDowie: Just say No to GMO
Image 243402   04-19-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
855
 
 raditzu: Dafuq? Did i just duplicate myself?
 Borb Prembus: (waves paw in a circle, moves side to side, spins around really fast)
Image 243401   04-19-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
692
 
 Science: @jochenau: She's wearing the skirt properly - at the waist. Men are supposed to wear their pants there as well, but modern fashion has moved things south.
 Skaalar: Thats pretty much what all my button ups look like too.
 well duh: If the guy in plaid didn't have such an awful haircut, I'd say this was a screenshot from the first 30 seconds of a porn flick.
 lecj07: Just wait til she takes a deep breath. Someone's gonna lose an eye.
 dangerkeith3000: I hope she doesn't have any back problems.
 waaaaaat: @Butcherboy Fool me seven times, shame on you, fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
 Butcherboy: Say did you know that women cant touch their elbows behind their backs?
 jochenau: Apparently she also believes that her hips go up to her sternum.
Image 243400   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
234
 
 Flarmie: This was my Stage Name.
 Slickbrew: For the serious salad tossers.
 BavidDowie: No one needs Salad Fingers
Image 243399   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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